Posted on 03/17/2018 9:10:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
Recently, while visiting India's ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century /watch?v=4vm79_fiArAJahaz Mahal<.a>. It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort descended the stone stairs like the mother of a bride being ushered to the head table. The former first lady's unsuccessful effort to steady herself was remedied by a white male escort who likely convinced his wife to vote for Trump. In any case, looking as if she had slipped on a banana peel, three quarters of the way down the staircase, the failed presidential candidate unintentionally headed into a yoga straddle split with one leg entirely in midair. That's when a second white male escort, wearing a matching straw hat, hurried to the side of the portly politician. Attempting to help the men steer her carefully onto terra firma, Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes. It's horrible to say, but at 71 years old, Hillary should avoid sudden jerking motions, because lurching forward, backward, or side-to-side often results in incontinence issues for senior citizens with aging bladders. So, after the stair incident, it's not surprising that Miss Hillary thought it would be wise for everyone involved if she avoided the hot sun and instead slipped out of her white capris and soaked for a spell in a bath at the Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur. Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women do lose their balance, slip, and fall. Hillary explained the London incident in the following way:
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LOL, I loved it. Especially the white male aide who obviously convinced his wife to vote for Trump. 8>)
Did Hillary really slip in the bathtub? So many lies from her that one never knows what to believe.
https://www.infowars.com/bombshell-hillary-clintons-satanic-network-exposed/
Hillary Clinton’s ties to satanic rituals and the occult have been well-documented for decades.
Clinton insider Larry Nichols told Infowars that Hillary Clinton used to attend a “witch’s church” in Los Angeles during Bill’s presidency.
6 people on those steps and she is the only one that has trouble navigating them. Everyone else walks down them like normal.
If you look at the Daily Mail article under one pic it states that the hotel denies she fell in the tub or on their property.
Note to all: Do NOT miss reading the whole piece at the link. Hilarious.
Only when she's awake.
+1
To be fair, it looks to me like her footwear has teflon soles that have zero traction. That’s what you get for choosing footwear for how it looks instead of how it walks.
Author is snide and dead on love her writing
Why why whhyyyy don’t they let her go when she falls?
Drunk people fall down all the time. The bathtub story just makes it seems more normal because sometimes that happens.
Those are Birkenstocks and they’re supposed to have great traction.
http://www.birkenstock.com/us/sandals/women/two-strap/
“Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes.”
Hilarious, and true!
I stand corrected.
People that fall down a lot, shouldn’t wear slick bottomed shoes.
Then there’s Melania....I don’t know how she does it.
What has been seen, can't be unseen.
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