[Zakeet]

Don't you guys just love it when Moonbeam, Lurch and Bonehead attend the same Libtard Love Fest and wind each other up?

[Zakeet]

Before you comment on this article, you gotta admit this: Moonbeam's climate satellite will go perfectly with his choo choo.

[Bob434]

mmm hmmm- and lemme guess- the satellite will be calibrated in secret and won’t be open to scrutiny or verification- infact, it’ll probably just be a hunk of useless metal in the sky that won’t actually take measurements- all figures will be invented by lackies on the IPPC panel, and noone will be allowed to question the figures-

[FrankR]

I thought I read where California was almost broke? This guy is a class-A whack job.

Also, exactly HOW does a satellite detect “climate”?

[Lockbox]

So rocket launches do not add pollution to cause global warming?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Some day, some hour, some minute in the not so distant future, much, much sooner than later, some clerk working for the State of California will write a check to a vendor for a very minor purchase, perhaps pencils, or sheaf of paper. And when the vendor cashes that check, it will be the straw that broke the camel's back.

It will cause a chain reaction to be triggered, rippling through the whole finance system of California. The house of cards will come tumbling down so fast, and so out of control, that everyone will be caught off guard. That check will trigger then end of California. No one saw or anticipated it, just as no one anticipates walking in front of a speeding car or falling off a cliff to his death.

And that will be the end of California as we know it.
 

[GOP Poet]

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[SpaceBar]

A state cannot independently launch an orbital satellite without approval by federal agencies.

[ifinnegan]

What is a climate satellite?

[Paladin2]

Will the gov be aboard?

[RooRoobird20]

It would be hard to duplicate anywhere else the collective stupidity contained within only three human beings—Moonbeam, Lurch and the Goron.

Incredible buffoons, just incredible.

[ncalburt]

The guy is stalk raving MAD and the audience is crazier and they own the mass media.
we live in dangerous times now.

Left Wing Crazy talk is treated seriously .

[ronnie raygun]

And we were worried about terrorists

[Truth29]

There is no end to how the insane left can burn money. If they had infinite resources, they would somehow demand more.

[VTenigma]

Why doesn’t Jerry just astral project out there and report back to us? No satellite needed.

[BluegrassCardinal]

I was hoping they would strap John Kerry and Al Gore to a rocket and launch them out of the solar system.

That’s an idea I can get behind

[DJ Frisat]

"California Gov. Jerry Brown said Friday that the state plans to launch its "own damn satellite" into orbit to battle climate change."

Wow --- great idea! DJT should take this approach. Just launch 4 or 5 'Climate-Change Killing Satellites', and then they'll get off his back about being complicit in the creation of all these nasty, most-violent-in-human-history, hurricanes.

What a dipstick...

[TruthInThoughtWordAndDeed]

... into the ocean.

(Just finishing the title truthfully.)

[contrarian]

Future headline: After launching the California Climate Satellite the control room was distressed to discover that a homeless man has been sleeping inside so now CALIFORNIA WILL ANNOUNCE THE FIRST HOMELESS ASTRONAUNT IN SPACE !!

[bgill]

Wow, that’s just mean. Just think of all those tax dollars which could have gone to the care and feeding of crimillegals.

[Quickgun]

Jerry’s mind is already in orbit, has been for a long time. He shouldn’t need a satellite up there to keep it company.