[Sub-Driver]

The writer should quit this nonsense and begin writing satire instead......................./s

[Flick Lives]

They look out for their relatives and the other chickens in their group.

I can tell you from experience, that statement is a flat lie. A wounded or sick chicken needs to be isolated from the flock or the other chickens will kill it.

[bioqubit]

the search for metaphor that ends in insanity.

[KyCats]

“As the battle for control over women’s fertility and reproductive rights wages on...”

???

What in the wide, wide world of sports is this idiot babbling about?

And shouldn’t that be “rages” on? Wow. What a dunce.

[DesertRhino]

deranged

[grey_whiskers]

Hey PETA,
Up your cloaca!

[ClearCase_guy]

Human abortion? That would be double-plus good.
Eating chicken eggs? That would be a crime against humanity.

[Sacajaweau]

Aldi has them on sale....$.79.

[Uncle Miltie]

Wack. These people are.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Go to any grocery store and you’ll see eggs by the scores of dozens. If all of those were fertile and hatched out, what would we do with all the chickens?

I wonder what her position is on abortion.

[catnipman]

i don't think even the damnable Lying Leftist Fake Stream Enemedia™ pays attention to these idiots anymore ...

[econjack]

Really? Of all of things in this world that need fixing, this is the best PETA has? How sad...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

But fertilized eggs are another story entirely.

Kill ‘em all.

[I want the USA back]

The same feminazis are ecstatic whenever one of their own murders a baby human, but won’t eat chicken eggs.

They are insane, but they actually believe their insane delusions.

[Da Coyote]

When do we start the well deserved mocking of these idiots?

If a religious order pushed themselves on these clowns like this, they’d be appealing to low-achievement politicians (is there any other kind?) for laws to stop the practice.

[a fool in paradise]

I thought this was satire but I know vegans don’t tolerarate eating honey because it exploits worker bees.

[fishtank]

[M Kehoe]

Quail eggs are very good, raw.

Fish eggs too.

Now I’m hungry.

5.56mm

[reg45]

It’s not satire, it’s PETA.

[4yearlurker]

What a nitwit the writer is!!! I worked on many chicken farms in South Jersey in the late 1960s into the 70s and let me tell you chickens are cannibals. Any wounded bird will be chased and hounded and killed. Chickens eat any cracked or broken eggs. I had to feed large coops of chickens by hand during ice storms when the electric went out and they will fly at you and cover you.

[married21]

I had a delicious omelette this morning. I am so grateful for the existence of non-fertile chicken eggs. I am also very grateful to the hens for their effort to lay them. I am very much in favor of giving hens good living space and good food, so I don’t mind paying extra for pasture-raised, etc. I also understand that those eggs may be more nutritious than the cheapest eggs, because of the better diet.

PETA is messed up on this. Domesticated chickens would go extinct without our participation in their lives. That the benefits go both ways is a blessing worth celebrating.