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Advice for Gloomy Democrats
Townhall.com ^ | February 3, 2022 | Emmett Tyrrell

Posted on 02/03/2022 4:44:20 AM PST by Kaslin

Washington -- Do not let the Democrats fool you. They are deeply in the glooms. Even smiling, happy-go-lucky Congressgirl Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is in the glooms, at least behind closed doors. It is not just the southern border where there roam more foreign-speaking bipeds than native Americanos. It is not inflation that is eroding the value of the dollar, even late at night when most Americans are asleep. Nor is it crime or the condition of the cities. It is a matter that President Joe Biden once took great pride in, that being his first Black vice president. Kamala Harris is a disappointment. She is a born blank. Biden found out too late to do anything about it. Though what could he do? The progressives have not legalized euthanasia yet.

Harris is, according to the Constitution, supposed to be his successor if anything happens to the president. Unfortunately, she is even more unpopular than Biden, and she has only been in office for just over a year. How will her fellow Americans esteem her at this time next year? What if Hunter Biden's father, the president of the United States, gets a chill or falls victim to one of the viruses now so prevalent in the land? If the president gets gravely ill, who will protect Hunter? Well, now, wait a minute. I have come up with solutions for my Democratic friends before, and I can be relied upon to do so again.

Did I not hear that there is, all of a sudden, an opening on the Supreme Court? And has not the president already said that he is looking for a Black woman to nominate for that opening on the Supreme Court? Moreover, is the president not intent on making history by nominating a Black woman to fill the opening? Mr. President, look no further. You have your Black woman to serve on the Supreme Court, and she is relatively young. Justice Kamala Harris will be around a long time. She might even outlive Justice Amy Coney Barrett, assuming she does not lose her temper.

Then there is the final reason for nominating Harris to the Court. There is no other way to get rid of her. I have checked. Every other way is illegal.

Yes, I know there are a lot of reasons for my Democrat friends' dour mood, but the fundamental reason is that they have not one but two blanks in the White House. It is entirely possible that if Biden passes away while in office, Harris will become president, and things will get even worse. For one thing, she cannot maintain a staff. Can you imagine President Kamala Harris having to drive her own car? With Justice Harris safely seated on the Supreme Court, the Democrats would be in a position to have a fresh face to bring to the vice presidency. My favorite choice, of course, would be Beto O'Rourke, or maybe someone entirely new. How about the first White House gardener ever to be vice president? Though the Democrats had better check that the gardener speaks English, or at least has his papers in order. But if Biden were to make the White House gardener his replacement for Harris, he would be making history for the second time in a matter of months. It would be kind of like making history on top of making history, if you follow me.

All of this identity politics has got to end somewhere. Are we going to go into round two of it, or round three or round four? What is more, how minor does an officeholder have to be to have his or her or its rank utterly ignored? And when are we going to stress qualities other than the utterly inconsequential for holding office? It really does not matter that Biden is a male or that Harris is a female. What matters is that they are not very bright, and that Americans are going to want an intelligent person to put up against Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping. When the Russians and the Chinese start bragging about how many transgender leaders they have raised to office, I shall get serious about identity politics.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bidenadmin; demonrats; idiotbiden; residentbiden
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1 posted on 02/03/2022 4:44:20 AM PST by Kaslin
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2 posted on 02/03/2022 4:49:17 AM PST by Zakeet (Either you understand history, or you trust government. You can't do both.)
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To: Kaslin

I’m sure Kamasutra was cackling the rest of the day after she saw Joe being led out of his meeting by the hand by Jill. Horrible optic - Putin likely poured another shot of vodka, raised it in salute to the feckless, decrepit FJB, & grinned like the Cheshire Cat.


3 posted on 02/03/2022 4:55:45 AM PST by Qiviut (🍊 #standup "Don't let your children die on the hill you refuse to fight on.")
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To: Kaslin

happy-go-lucky Congressgirl Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, tucker had a clip of her putting on her makeup and explaining why women are being treated unfairly on the workplace by WHITE MEN. A self absorbed little twit who’s only accomplishment in life is stealing tips from a tip jar and fantasizing about being a star where men fall at her feet. A perfect example of a delusional progressive radical liberal


5 posted on 02/03/2022 5:13:53 AM PST by ronnie raygun
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To: Kaslin

Here’s some advice for democrats:

Self-deport to Somalia… every last one of you.


6 posted on 02/03/2022 5:14:34 AM PST by ScottinVA (Enough. Cage the libs.. now. )
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The democrats are beginning to behave like the snotty 10 year-old who finally gets the pony they’ve been demanding for several years and now needs to shovel out the stall.

They got their agenda, their president and a congressional majority but everything has gone to shit and they simply can’t figure out why.

Socialism. Simply. Doesn’t. Work.


7 posted on 02/03/2022 5:14:46 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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Socialism. Simply. Doesn’t. Work..

It's worse than that. Those who believe it should be imposed are stupid and have never done anything real. But they think they are smart. And they come from schools that believe in the central planning fallacy. Just get the right policies in place, do what we tell you to do, we in DC who cannot change our own light bulbs and you deplorables running your simple minded farms in Nebraska, and all will be fine.

Trump is a bloviating fool. He can't negotiate. I have studied foreign policy all my life. I have a degree from a distinguished institute of foreign policy. I should do the negotiating.

It's a conspiracy of utter incompetents who think they are the only competent people in the universe. There are a lot of them and they all know each other and network with each other and help each other advance their so-called careers.

8 posted on 02/03/2022 5:43:49 AM PST by AndyJackson
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Harris is, according to the Constitution, not eligible to be VP or President.

She is not a natural born citizen.

She was born with THREE nationalities.

Natural born citizen are NATURALLY citizens because they are born with only ONE nationality.


9 posted on 02/03/2022 5:46:05 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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She is not a natural born citizen.

That didn't stop them the first time (Obama). What makes you think this time will be any different?

10 posted on 02/03/2022 5:50:06 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 24 days away from outliving John Hughes)
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When even on FR there are a majority opposed to upholding the Constitution, I have no illusions that we still have a Constitution.


11 posted on 02/03/2022 5:52:16 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin ( (Natural born citizens are born here of citizen parents)(Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Kaslin
I think some Democrats actually believed the Big Steal was a public endorsement of their collectivist agenda - which America, once it realizes what is going on, always hates. Biden could not end COVID restrictions in a few weeks, as he promised. He replaced mean Tweets and a strong economy with dementia-driven press conferences and runaway inflation. Student loans remain unforgiven. Afghanistan was another black mark on America’s foreign policy legacy and a substitute war in Ukraine does not interest anyone outside the halls of the CIA and the Heritage Foundation.

The only winners under Biden’s Administration have been America’s loud but small collection of social misfits, who continue to get government validation they do not deserve.

12 posted on 02/03/2022 5:59:49 AM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: ScottinVA

Jim Jones showed Democrats what their “paradise on Earth” looked like.

They need to keep creating these little “Utopias” far away from everybody else and drink lots of Kool-Aid.

I am sure they will get it right one of these times!


13 posted on 02/03/2022 6:03:41 AM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

In third world countries like the US, constitutions are as relevant as third grade homework papers.


14 posted on 02/03/2022 6:04:46 AM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: AndyJackson

It’s a conspiracy of utter incompetents who think they are the only competent people in the universe. There are a lot of them and they all know each other and network with each other and help each other advance their so-called careers.
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This is an utterly fine comment! If the subject wasn’t too true, I would have howled with laughter. ‘Bloviated’ took the cake, if I may say so!! And the article responding to the main article was well done by adding a perfect comment to the mix we do read on FR.


15 posted on 02/03/2022 6:38:42 AM PST by Bodega (Ready to secede now before it's too late.)
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Harris found out she only got the job because she’s a black woman not her high IQ ,LOL


16 posted on 02/03/2022 6:55:09 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: Lurkinanloomin

It’s unfortunate for sure. Eight years of Obama - it did not have to be if only we upheld our Constitution back then.


17 posted on 02/03/2022 6:59:26 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 24 days away from outliving John Hughes)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Her parents were here on student visas in 1963, figured they could stay if they married and dropped a kid (her in 1964.) They got their citizenship, soon divorced and Hindi mama moves them to Canada. Kammy was just a US passport, IMO not eligible.


18 posted on 02/03/2022 7:03:45 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: Kaslin

Mr. Tyrell is an excellent columnist, whom I read on a regular basis. This piece is not up to his usual standards.


19 posted on 02/03/2022 11:35:52 AM PST by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal. )
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To: Lurkinanloomin

SCOTUS will make a ruling on “natural born” when the clause is questioned by Democrats because of a Republican candidate.


20 posted on 02/03/2022 11:38:04 AM PST by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal. )
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