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EXCLUSIVE: Photo Of Hillary After Running Through Airport Security
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| 10-16-01
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Posted on 10/16/2001 2:16:23 PM PDT by paul in cape
We finally have photographic evidence of Sen. Hillary Clinton at Westchester Airport after her car nearly ran over an airport security guard. Driver seemed confused, but witnesses there said they heard a screeching voice from the back seat yelling, "RUN HIM OVER, DAMMIT. DON"T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I"VE GOT A FUNDRAISER TO GET TO!"
Later, as the photo shows, Senator Clinton was forced to produce her passport which, strangely, had multiple Switzerland stamps on it from between December 11, 2000 and January 21, 2001.
Senator Clinton offered no explanation.
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To: paul in cape
This photo just in taken at the airport gate.
To: paul in cape
That is simply too attractive to be Hillary!
To: paul in cape
OK, but why is she crawling around on that lady's shoulders?
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posted on
10/16/2001 2:22:14 PM PDT
by
Sloth
To: paul in cape
I wish they had "frisked" her."
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posted on
10/16/2001 2:26:32 PM PDT
by
bond7
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To: paul in cape
Hillary: it's the only way to fly . . .
To: bond7
I wish they had "frisked" her.
They didn't have the budget to give the security guards hazardous duty pay.
To: Gordian Blade
They didn't have the budget to give the security guards hazardous duty pay.Not only that, but think of the delays for people waiting. The security guys would have to search every last hiding spot among all that cellulite...
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posted on
10/16/2001 2:33:51 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: paul in cape
Your picture is AFTER hilliary was made-up...here is the BEFORE picture:
To: paul in cape
Hillary: "Get the lead out driver!!! I need to get to California before Ellen finds someone new!"
To: paul in cape
To: paul in cape
Just say it three time BeetleJuice!
To: theophilusscribe
That reminds me - does anybody have that cartoon of Hillary surrounded by flying monkeys with Carville's and others' faces, saying "Fly, my pretties..." or somesuch?
To: Jefferson Adams
No! Really? That sounds so funny! I would love to see that if you find it! :o)
To: theophilusscribe
And here she is when she was making her flight plans
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posted on
10/16/2001 2:50:23 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
To: theophilusscribe
Say isn't that flying monkey Sid Blumenthal?
To: MHGinTN
:o( I can't see it MHTinTN. My browser stinks! Thanks for trying!
To: TheGoodDoc
Say isn't that flying monkey Sid Blumenthal?Why, I think you have something there! Good eyesight, GoodDoctor! LOL!
To: paul in cape
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posted on
10/16/2001 3:02:33 PM PDT
by
Roebucks
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