I Think I Broke The Internet!!!!

Focault's Brother

[ChemistCat]

At 11 PM last night our household electricity began FLASHING off and on, like a kid playing with a lightswitch. My computer was NOT happy. I went outside and saw that the whole street had the same problem. I said, "OKAY, I AM OFFLINE ALREADY!" We shut off the circuit breakers, dialed a report in to the electric company ("If you are suffering a total outage of your power, press 1. If your lights are flashing off and on, press 2"....honestly!) and actually went to bed. SOOOOOOO weird.

[MHGinTN]

Okay Al, or Focault's Brother, or whatever you're calling yourself behind that beard, time to put your toys up and come inside to dinner. Georgie will fix the net for ya.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Are you gonna tell us about this nightmare/dream, too?

Only if you tell me your nightmare/dream.

[Leroy S. Mort]

Try rebooting............

[mystery-ak]

I figured it out....YOUR NOT PLUGGED IN!

[BaBaStooey]

You should be using that roll of duct tape to tape Hillary's mouth shut.

[Lady Jag]

All right. If you broke the Internet, how come you were able to post. Aha! Gotcha!

[humblegunner]

DO NOT BREAK the internet unless you are logged on! Numerous haza... .. .

[bfree]

Just call the inventor-- Al Gore. He's unemployed with a lot of time on his hands(Thank God)

[DaughterofEve]

There is medication that can help you with this concern.
After taking it, you will find you are also no longer responsible for the weather.

[NCEaglette]

No it's not broken, it's that super fast DSL connection you've got and you've reached the end...please click on your "Back Button" and go back to the beginning.

[mlo]

I Think I Broke The Internet! I'm not positive, mind you, just very worried.

Robert Morris, is that you?

[Twodees]

Gee, Beav. Wait'll dad gets home. He's gonna yell at you.

[Strident]

It's extremely unlikely that you broke the internet. Far more likely is that you are having internet connection probelems. You may actually have broken your ISP connection - no doubt due to your using broadband services that are notoriously fragile. I recommend you stick with the old tried and true dialup modem se ~~ .^((*(&*)00 NO CARRIER

[Focault's Pendulum]

Try rebooting............

Unfortunately, at my age, one has to wait a bit.

[groanup]

I think I de-fragged the internet. Whew! THAT was a long six months.

[BlueLancer]

It's not dead ... it's resting.

But beautiful plumage, eh?

[Sir Gawain]

[ruoflaw]

Don't sweat the petty things and... don't pet the sweaty things! (by George Carlin)

[NeoCaveman]

OK, who broke the internet

Fess up

I like cheese and a moose once bit my sister!!!