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'John McCain cracks a funny'
cbs David Letterman ^ | just now | John McCain

Posted on 10/18/2001 9:04:36 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99

John McCain is talking to Dave Letterman on Late Night.

McCain: What is Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

Dave: What is he going to be?

McCain: dead.


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To: Newbomb Turk
McCain delivers a joke excellently. He's got some great original jokes too, the 1 about Jane Fonda, the french intellectuals and the pow camp is great.

However, his politics are distinctly non-freeper. He has contempr for rural americans' concerns; he can't stand conservatives, especially christian conservatives quite frankly; The legislative proposals he's so touted for in the media would actually violate free speech sensibilities of 70% of Americans should it ever be implemented;

21 posted on 10/18/2001 9:43:48 PM PDT by Red Jones
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To: KsSunflower
Martha Rae (denture commercial broad) sued him for making a joke about her doing condom commercials.
23 posted on 10/18/2001 9:46:15 PM PDT by Britton J Wingfield
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To: Red Jones
I can't stand christian conservatives either! They simply want to replace the state telling you how to live you life with some church dogma about how to live your life. I'm all for the strict separation of church and state--from me!
24 posted on 10/18/2001 9:49:38 PM PDT by Pitchfork
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To: Pitchfork
wrong thread ---- wrong site ---- wrong thing to say
26 posted on 10/18/2001 9:55:45 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Wrong why?? Because I think freely for myself rather than have my ideology pumped into my the organization of the week? Although I may not always agree with MY senator from Arizona, I voted for him and will vote for him again for one reason--he thinks for himself--that is the quintessence of conservatism.
27 posted on 10/18/2001 9:58:54 PM PDT by Pitchfork
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To: Pitchfork
McCain is a class act. A genuine hero who genuinely speaks his mind.
28 posted on 10/18/2001 10:05:48 PM PDT by Hidy
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To: Pitchfork
while this is not a place to 'preach to the choir' . . . people tend to get a little hot under the collar when you say things like 'I'm for the division of church and state.' You will get the same reaction if you say something pro-abortion, pro-gay, or pro-clinton. prepare for flames, my friend.
29 posted on 10/18/2001 10:07:18 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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To: Pitchfork
so much for my light-hearted thread . . .
30 posted on 10/18/2001 10:08:09 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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To: Hidy
McCain is a gun grabber and don't forget it.
31 posted on 10/18/2001 10:13:58 PM PDT by killerw
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To: Pitchfork

I can't stand christian conservatives either!

Hmmm, wonder where you get that PITCHFORK moniker from. Oh well, guess you can't stand me. Too bad.

MM



32 posted on 10/18/2001 10:15:09 PM PDT by MississippiMan
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To: Red Jones
He's got some great original jokes too, the 1 about Jane Fonda, the french intellectuals and the pow camp is great.

Come on, give over. What's the joke?

33 posted on 10/18/2001 10:22:10 PM PDT by VeritatisSplendor
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To: plain talk
Man this just shows you what a difference Bush has made. Does anyone think people would be saying such politically incorrect remarks about murdering a foreign leader if the Clintonistas were still running the show. The combination of Bush's cabinet and 9/11 has brought back some sanity (at least for a while).

Come on, guy- you can't give Bush credit for everything! This was John McCain at his best, plain and simple. He's got his faults, as we all know- but there are moments where he really shines. I especially think his backing of Israel has been awesome throughout this whole thing. Interesting that the conservative AND liberal media have largely ignored this, respectively.

34 posted on 10/19/2001 1:03:26 AM PDT by kittyface
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To: Hidy
Um, not QUITE the hero you think he is:

"On October 27, 1967, four days after being shot down, McCain called for a North Vietnamese guard. He told the officer, "O.K., I'll give you military information if you will take me to the hospital." -U.S. News and World Report, May 14, 1973 article written by former POW John McCain"

The Code of Conduct was put into effect after Korea when numerous POWs had collabrated with the enemy.

Every Military Member is Required to Memorize This Code During Their Basic Training.

Now, here is the Code of Conduct as it was originally written (it has since been changed in the 1980's to make it more PC):

The Code of Conduct

Article I

I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life. I am prepared to give my life in their defence.

Article II

I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command I will never Surrender my men while they still have the means to resist.

Article III

If I am captured I will continue to resist by all means available. I will make every effort to escape and aid others to escape. I will accept neither parole nor special favors from the enemy.

Article IV

If I become a prisoner of war, I will keep faith with my fellow prisoners. I will give no information or take part in any action which might be harmful to my comrades. If I am senior, I will take command. If not, I will obey the lawful orders of those oppointed over me and will back them up in every way.

Article V

When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am bound to give only name, rank, service number, and date of birth. I will evade answering further questions to the utmost of my ability. I will make no oral or written statements disloyal to my country and its allies or harmful to their cause.

Article VI

I will never forget that I am an American fighting man, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States of America.

John McCain violated 3 of the 6 BASIC TENETS of being a soldier. He offered (and gave) military information that conceivably could have cost 100s of lives. John McCain is NOT a hero. He was a traitor.

35 posted on 10/19/2001 8:24:22 AM PDT by TheRealLobo
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To: Pitchfork
the most inexpensive way to communicate information about public events among citizens is to print up on paper words about it and voluntarilly pass it out to citizens. John McCain feels that when citizens who gather voluntarilly at christian institutions they should not be able to receive such literature about political issues even of their own free will.
36 posted on 10/19/2001 9:07:08 AM PDT by Red Jones
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To: VeritatisSplendor
McCain is in fact a war hero, I don't like his politics at all, but he is a bona fide war hero;

Sorry, I can't tell it like McCain, it was 20 years ago. He said Jane fonda was in france in teen years and they were so anti-american, he described that, then she was in midst of anti-war america and naturally fawned over anti-americanism because of her background, so he didn't blame her (a young woman in 20's) it was french intellectuals she hung out with.

True, he didn't have a lot of time in combat, but admiral stockdale and the others in his pow camp thought he was a hero and their stories show evidence of this.

37 posted on 10/19/2001 9:14:52 AM PDT by Red Jones
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
That Osama joke was pretty funny. When he cracked that I thought this would be a pretty good interview.

However, it took him about one minute before he sank the knife into the back of the Republican members of the House. How did you like him digging into Tom Delay? (Delay, Delay, DELAY!) I couldn't stomach it after that, so I shut him off.

-ksen

38 posted on 10/19/2001 9:22:38 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Red Jones
They apparently didn't know that he was trying to buy favors from the enemy with military information.

John McCain was NOT a war hero for the period of time he was a POW.

39 posted on 10/19/2001 11:19:01 AM PDT by TheRealLobo
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To: killerw
McCain is a gun grabber and don't forget it.

That's why Hidy likes him.

40 posted on 10/19/2001 11:32:52 AM PDT by brewcrew
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