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original | 10/29 | ozman

[Cool Guy]

1. Bump: You are holding up traffic here and someone rammed you in the butt to speed things up.

2. LOL!: Lay off the liquor, you aren't making sense

3. PING!: Someone threw a drink glass at you or took a shot at you and just missed and it ricocheted off the steel post just to your right. Usually done by FReepers who are just plain pissed off at everything and everyone. Don't worry, they are bad shots and usually run out of booze or ammo pretty fast..

BINGO! LOL! Going to post this in the other bump-ping thread.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Welcome aboard. Bumps, Pings, LOLs, ROTFLOL, ROTFLMAO are all applause -- people are agreeing with your opinion or article, but have nothing to add to your remarks.

I assume A-hole, A$$hole, and other variations are negatives -- unless the remarks come from creatures of arrested development who address their friends in those terms. Pay no attention to the folks who are making fun of your questions. They were all new at one time. LOL.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

ROFL!!!!!

[afraidfortherepublic]

BTW, Replies #10, #11, and #20 are accurate. Some of the others are just funnin' you with their answers. Pay them no mind.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Bumps, Pings, LOLs, ROTFLOL, ROTFLMAO

Are you pulling somone's leg?

Bump is a way of pulling the thread back up to the top of the post list.

Ping is an attempt to get your attention.

LOL.. Laugh out loud.

ROFL... rolling on the floor laughing.

ROTFLOL... rolling on the floor laughing out loud

ROTFLMAO.... rolling on the floor laughing my [edit] off.

Someone might laugh and disagree. Someone might be amused. Making newbies think it is all 'cheers' is kind of funny to consider. hehehe.

[IronJack]

It certainly is uncontaminated by CHEESE!

[riley1992]

All right! It's zee Wango, zee Tango
1-2-3-4
Come on boys
Time to Wango

My baby she like to rock
My baby she like to roll
My baby she can dance all night
My baby got no control
She do the Wango Tango

My baby she can scream and shout
My baby she can move it out
My baby she can take a chance
My baby got a brand new dance

[TomServo]

You're gonna make me cry posting this stuff, Riley....I pine for the good ol' days (as blurry as they are) when I see the soft, lyrical and tender words of Nuge' posted.

[riley1992]

I pine for the good ol' days (as blurry as they are)

Get with the program, Tom. My days are still blurry.

[AAABEST]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[riley1992]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, baklava.

[zip]

theopilusscribe, Thanks for helping out the new kid on the block. We were all there once.

Layman, Welcome to FR.

Sometimes we flame, sometimes we argue, sometimes we rant (throw a tantrum), BUT WE WILL ALWAYS discuss any issue. Post anything you like but be ready to defend it.

Again, welcome.

[error99]

... hope all of this has helped in some small way...

[JamminJAY]

LOL!!

[Gore_ War_ Vet]

We're all new sometime. Freepers for Dummies Manual here enjoy.

[Jaxter]

"Is there a 'Freepers for Dummies' manual out there somewhere? ..."

Yes. I believe it was written by Ted Nugent. While he was on a moose hunt, eating cheese with George Carlin and Paul Harvey.

[upchuck]

A moose once bit my sister.

A credible source from the International Association of Mooses confirmed late today that mooses bite sisters only because they cut the cheese!!

Fri, Nov 16, 2001, Staten's; what chall say??

[TomServo]

Get with the program, Tom.

I'd love to if someone hadn't already scarfed my damned 'beer technologists' job.

[riley1992]

I just cracked a beer. If you're extra nice to me, I'll share.

[Gore_ War_ Vet]

I forgot to say welcome to FR.

And
always
read
between
the
lines!

Have fun!