Newly-weds trapped in love's embrace

The Straights Times ^ | OCT 27, 2001

[a nation o' flaws]

next time they'd better read all the instructions. . .

[pcl]

I don't know how many times this has to be said:

Never, never, NEVER store the Crazy Glue in the same drawer as your lubricant.

This warning should be placed on all Crazy Glue like products as well as all artificial sexual lubricants.

[clintonh8r]

It's called "vaginismus" according to my RN nurse and she's actually seen a case of it in an ER. Thye gave the woman an injection of valium and as soon as she relaxed they guy was off (and, uh, out) of her before they could get his name.

[clintonh8r]

that should be RN "sister", not RN "nurse"...

[Rebelbase]

"I keep hearing this old, Marching song in my head, now..."

Is that the one that starts off "I know a girl from Kansas City!"

[Texaggie79]

so what's the count up to?

[Joe 6-pack]

There once was newly-wed couple named, "Kelly,"

Who spent their honey-moon belly to belly,

Because in their haste,

They used library paste,

Instead of petroleum jelly.

[Snow Bunny]

hahahahahaa.....you are such fun.

[NeoCaveman]

She was a patriot. As we've all been repeatedly warned: "Loose lips sink ships."

OMG, I can't believe I just read that, LOL.

[TomServo]

A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.

I just wanted to let everyone know I'm alright.

[NeoCaveman]

Reminds me of "famous couples" party costumes I once saw. She went as a brick, and he went as a bricklayer.

Are you sure it wasn't a floor tiler and a floor tile, or was that a different party ;-)

[Leroy S. Mort]

Was this ever brought up in the Why White Men Prefer Asian Women thread?

[NeoCaveman]

Thanks alot bud, now I have that Garth Brooks song in my head "I've got friends in low tight places"

[brewcrew]

(In my best Beavis/Butthead voice): Uhhhh....cccooool...you got reply number 69. Heh, heh.

[Bella_Bru]

Babe, who said we would want to seperate???

[NeoCaveman]

Hu He Hu He...that was cool..."he said 69" huheheheheh

[NeoCaveman]

Did you see this salacious thread, it never got pulled.

Vegan Condoms are launched

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

There were other songs about this;

"Love Will keep Us Together" by the Captain and Tennille

"Stuck On You" by Lionel Ritchie

[Victoria Delsoul]

Thanks for the flag.

[classygreeneyedblonde]

The couple, both of whom are in their 20s

The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported. This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm which is it????