Posted on 11/20/2001 11:51:17 AM PST by lowbridge
I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST
And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:
Dear Lisa,
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.
When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.
You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.
We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.
-- Chris
Picture your soul as a big bowl of Jello. Now picture that bowl of Jello haveing a straw inserted into. Now picture that straw being used to slowly suck out all of the Jello. You will be left with just a bowl and divorce will take half of that.
A half bowl with no Jello is no fun.
What do you mean, "like"??? LOL!
I don't like jello anyways...
Marry him Lisa!!!! :-)
Marriage is a curse. The minute men figure out how to have and raise kids without women, women will be hurled on the ash heap of discarded lies and replaced with robotic mistresses.
I don't know you but I felt compelled to point out that Darth has a light sabre thingie in his hand there. I think the plan is to, like, cut your head off or something when you reach for the ring. I think it's a trap. Either that or he's about ready to to cut his knee off. I'm not sure. Either way, I'd be getting pretty nervous about now. >p>Have you done a background check on this guy? Is he known to wear weird costumes and go to space geek conventions? On the other hand, if you know what the Morioshi Karu is, you guys are probably well suit for each other.
Go for it.
Waiting for the answer :-)
Good luck teaching your robot how to dust your broom, big boy.
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Waytago Darth!
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