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For $49.95 you can have you butt 'read' (Stallone's mom can tell your future by butt print!)
Jacqueline Stallone ^
Posted on 03/08/2002 7:00:34 PM PST by chance33_98
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No, this is not a joke.
To: chance33_98
OMG! LOL, "The Union" doesn't even get this good.
To: chance33_98
You think Sly would cut his mom a check now and then so she doesn't have to demean herself this way.
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:08:23 PM PST
by
paul51
To: chance33_98
Just a theory
This is just a means to cover the fact that she likes to look at people's butts.
To: StopDemocratsDotCom
So this is where those morons at The Guardian get that stuff they print.
To: chance33_98
No disrespect intended. I'm sure Stallone's mom makes a lot more sense than they do.
To: chance33_98
I'd like to see her read Hillary's butt. "You're going to have a HUGE, I mean really ENORMOUS future!"
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:14:36 PM PST
by
xJones
To: chance33_98
Isn't this the kind of topic that is more suitable for a site like Drudge's?
To: xJones
This Stalone lady has been on Stern a number of times - A TOTAL WACK JOB. This woman is such a kook, I was even embarrassed for her.
To: chance33_98
They would need the hubble telescope to read mine.
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:20:56 PM PST
by
Jhoffa_
To: chance33_98
I can just see my reading now: Your butt is expansive & far reaching. Some lucky man gets warmth in the winter & shade in the summer from your butt. I can see some exciting new items in your future. Purchased with your butt in mind, a pair of stretch jeans & maybe even a tent dress.
My butt is not really this big but if I don't stop freeping & start dieting & walking it will be.
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:21:13 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: chance33_98
So....which digits would I "accidentally" have to dial wrong to send my fanny-gram to the DNC??
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:21:30 PM PST
by
unamused
To: chance33_98
If you can read my butt, you're too close.
To: Khepera
Remember a couple days ago we were discussing the future of civilization? I have this horrible feeling in me guttywuts that this might be it.
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:23:31 PM PST
by
Dakmar
To: chance33_98
What's my future?
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:27:22 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
To: unsycophant
Unny, don't . .
You already did?
In future, just say "no."
Cheeky!
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:35:45 PM PST
by
alcuin
To: chance33_98
I believe it would be a lot easier to read someone's past from the fanny-gram than the future.
"I see you have been eating a lot of sweets."
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posted on
03/08/2002 7:40:42 PM PST
by
Octar
To: chance33_98
I read my butt for free - it said I'm eating too much junk food and not exercising enough.
To: alcuin
I'm tempted to send Jackie $49.95 for a 'reading' on the meaning of your remarks, Alcuin. They're cosmic.
To: unsycophant
I'll settle for gaseous.
NOT ONE CENT FOR TRIBUTE!!! onyerwayoutcrushthebloodoftirentsthankswearwhite . .
Rock on.
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posted on
03/08/2002 8:43:10 PM PST
by
alcuin
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