DOGS RIOT IN LA!

pulaskibush

[pulaskibush]

Dogs in LA have gone on a rampage upon just hearing the verdict of guilty on all five accounts in the famous dog mauling trial.

"They broke into my store and stole or chewed everything", said a storekeeper. "Half of them weren't even housetrained". Police were able to hold off most of the packs until a large group of weiner dogs made there way underneath the barriers and began attacking ankles. "The weiner dogs were the worse", said officer B. Fife. "We had to resort to throwing steaks and making a run for it." Several of the dogs also broke into federal buildings by using visas given to them from INS. After stealing and burying hundreds of documents several of the dogs registered to vote while others collected welfare checks and food stamps.

Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."

Meanwhile, Grey Davis ordered that all cats be declawed.

[MadelineZapeezda]

There were reports of them stealing tv's, too!

[mafree]

Lassie Jackson, a dog and dog's rights activist, stated, "This is the fault of the Human Race. We've been oppressed for over 300 years and should be compensated."

Lassie Jackson has lots of pups all over the place. He goes to big houses and threatens to bite the owners until they give him something to eat.

[Bob J]

It's been reported that the rioting began after inflammatory comments were broadcast from Llaso Apsangeles Mayor Tom Basenjly and Dog House of Representative member Maxine Weimerwaters.

[MarineDad]

How long will it be before we start seeing "Big Mama Mojo" (aka Maxine "Ah stops kanninbols wit' mah face" Waters) on the tube demanding federal money to rebuild the doghouses and kennels destroyed in the riots?

[spodefly]

Why can't we all just get a leash?

[LWalk18]

I will have you know its not dogs, but Canine-Americans...

Thanks for the laugh.

[deport]

for a laugh.......

[KSCITYBOY]

Animal city....

[lodwick]

Perfect - thanks! bttt (Lassie Jackson - LMAO)

[socal_parrot]

No justice! No fleas!

[Shermy]

It's all human society's fault. Ruff.

[MarkWar]

QUICK! Turn on CNN! There's live video of the cops chasing a rottweiler down the LA freeway...

Mark W.

[Nea Wood]

Are the dogs blaming it all on Mark FUR-man?

[PatrioticAmerican]

LOL!!!

[Stentor]

From Clifford Simak

City. 1952. A classic and non-standard science fiction novel. The basic premise is that the invention of the family airplane and helicopter led to a sweeping change in demographics. People moved to the countryside and the cities became abandoned.

A character, Bruce Webster, surgically altered dogs' tongues enabling them to mimic human speech. Over thousands of years dogs evolved high intelligence and the capability of speech. Chapters in this book may be separated by hundreds of years. In the end, the story is told from the dogs' perspective and humans are long gone.

Source

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~brams007/simak/writings.html#city

[Tijeras_Slim]

Llaso Apsangeles Mayor Tom Basenjly

"No comment!" (barkless)