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"Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black
March 24, 2002 | Charlie Henrickson

Posted on 03/24/2002 12:04:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

Charlie Henrickson


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: hillary; olecrusty; pantsuit
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It is my hope that as you sing this salute to Ol' Crusty, you will say to yourself, "I feel your paean."

Let this site stand forever as a shrine devoted to the appreciation of America's favorite fashion statement. Here you may post your photos, your poems, and other tributes to the Woman in Black. Here you may share those special moments and misty water-colored memories. Here you may look, and wonder, and raise your hands to your face and say . . .

"MY EYES! MY EYES!"

1 posted on 03/24/2002 12:04:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: SteveinOhio

(Image from SteveinOhio)

Top Ten Names for Hillary's Black Pantsuit

10. Pantsuit of Color
9. Second-hand Rosie
8. Pajama big Load-in
7. Al-Waeda
6. Pretty in Ink
5. P.U.B.O.
4. The Varmint's Garments
3. Smellary!
2. It Takes Acrylic

And the # 1 name--the winner and still champion:

1. Ol' Crusty

2 posted on 03/24/2002 12:08:48 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Crusty...what Castro--lenin--hitler would wear---if they were the 1st female president of america...battle-ax fatigues!
3 posted on 03/24/2002 12:08:51 PM PST by f.Christian
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To: Billie

(Image by Billie)

Woman's Wear Daily

4 posted on 03/24/2002 12:13:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; Miss Marple; Timeout;Billie;Snow Bunny
Check this out!
5 posted on 03/24/2002 12:13:45 PM PST by hoosiermama
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To: Charles Henrickson
That pantsuit makes her the Miss Havisham of the White House.
6 posted on 03/24/2002 12:15:54 PM PST by evolved_rage
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To: Registered

(Image by Registered)

Skanky and Lacy

(or, The Parkridge Family)


7 posted on 03/24/2002 12:17:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Big Wave Betty;Mountaineer;LBGA;teacup;Rintense
Have a laugh!
8 posted on 03/24/2002 12:19:46 PM PST by hoosiermama
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To: stainlessbanner

(Image by stainlessbanner)

Ode(r) To 'Ole Crusty'

You've been with me through thick and thicker.
You make me look like a city slicker.
You've stood by me while others have fainted.
First time I saw you, said, "Let's get acquainted!"
I may not be svelte, I may not be busty,
But I'm lookin' good when I'm wearing "Ole Crusty"!

9 posted on 03/24/2002 12:21:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: DocCincy; SCOOGIE; Destructor
Frosty frump bump.
10 posted on 03/24/2002 12:27:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hahaha!

Whee!

11 posted on 03/24/2002 12:31:46 PM PST by Reactionary
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To: Charles Henrickson
My theory has always been that Ol' Krusty is custom made body armor. I tried google searching the topic a year or so ago and found an Italian fashion designer who made his fortune in creating custom order gowns with kevlar and strategically located plate linings. The prices on those things was in the low six figures, so I figured it would be more practical to make such clothing in re-wearable form - the pant suit. Funny thing though, after I posted the results to my searches last year, they disappeared.
12 posted on 03/24/2002 12:32:47 PM PST by Harrison Bergeron
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To: Charles Henrickson; Miss Marple; Snow Bunny; rintense; Howlin; mtngrl@vrwc
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
13 posted on 03/24/2002 12:33:03 PM PST by lawgirl
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To: lawgirl

14 posted on 03/24/2002 12:40:41 PM PST by Howlin
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To: Harrison Bergeron
My theory has always been that Ol' Krusty is custom made body armor.

"Mail" order?

15 posted on 03/24/2002 12:43:36 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Howlin
How considerate of them to provide the label.
16 posted on 03/24/2002 12:45:24 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'd give this song two thumbs up -- but now I'll have that stupid "frosty" tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day--aaarrggh !
17 posted on 03/24/2002 12:46:02 PM PST by twyn1
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To: Charles Henrickson;2right; 70times7; 7SonOfRN; A Simple Soldier; Aaron Gulbransen; alisasny...
Good job Charles........ LOL! It's worth a NY bump!
18 posted on 03/24/2002 12:46:14 PM PST by b4its2late
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To: Howlin
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I bet that's the furthest Hitlery comes out of the closet!
19 posted on 03/24/2002 12:46:50 PM PST by lawgirl
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To: b4its2late
ROTFLMAOPIMP BTT~~~~~~~~~
20 posted on 03/24/2002 12:52:40 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM
PIMP

Depends?

21 posted on 03/24/2002 1:02:30 PM PST by b4its2late
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I thought bwitches were supposed to wear black..


22 posted on 03/24/2002 1:02:45 PM PST by Dallas
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To: Charles Henrickson;b4its2late
LOL....This is sooooo funny!
23 posted on 03/24/2002 1:08:31 PM PST by deadhead
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To: Charles Henrickson
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
24 posted on 03/24/2002 1:10:10 PM PST by restornu
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To: b4its2late
LOL......Ahhhhhhhhhhh the fashion statement that keeps on giving...and giving.....and giving
25 posted on 03/24/2002 1:14:28 PM PST by RnMomof7
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To: RnMomof7
Bumping for LATER cuz there's a small boy here & I don't want him exposed to this TRASH!!!! LOL
26 posted on 03/24/2002 1:17:09 PM PST by Bradís Gramma
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To: Dallas
On one of the pictures I posted at the top, I am now getting the dreaded "Red x of Death." When I previewed and posted the photo, I saw the picture (it was the one with Hillary pointing, and the three ladies in the background). But now it's not there.

Sometimes an x-ed photo will re-appear if you right-click and then hit "Show Picture."

Dallas, I don't see your picture, either. In fact, that is the danger with a "photo shrine" like this. The wire-service photos get pulled after a while.

Not so with Ol' Crusty itself, of course. :-)

27 posted on 03/24/2002 1:25:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: b4its2late
Too late.
28 posted on 03/24/2002 1:25:52 PM PST by Neets
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Energizer Bunny is a great touch. Keeps going and going and going... Thanks for the laughs today.
29 posted on 03/24/2002 1:26:41 PM PST by ZDaphne
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hissssssssssss.....Old Crusty is my favorite suit......Black is slimy....you know, you know....I mean slimming.....Hisssssssssss!
30 posted on 03/24/2002 1:27:25 PM PST by JulieRNR21
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To: Charles Henrickson
This pathetic blob of whatever, should be ignored into nonexistence. She wears that black body armour because her ankles and legs are a joke and her hips and behind so overwhelming that she is minimalizing herself. If it only worked!
31 posted on 03/24/2002 1:36:28 PM PST by wingnuts'nbolts
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ya know...posts like these are kind of like really bad road kill. You tell yourself "don't look, it's too gross", but you just can't help yourself. You try to scan on down the list of latest posts but somehow that little morbid part of your brain gains control of your hand...the mouse clicks....and....AAAUUUUGGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!
32 posted on 03/24/2002 1:36:56 PM PST by Pablo64
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To: Charles Henrickson
*snif* Just beautiful. Thank you for sharing your lyrical talent. You're another Ira Gershwin or Paul McCartney or one of that lot!
33 posted on 03/24/2002 1:37:19 PM PST by mountaineer
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To: Howlin
Here's another fan of black pantsuits:


35 posted on 03/24/2002 1:47:54 PM PST by Honcho Bongs
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To: Honcho Bongs
They are about the same size; maybe they share suits?
36 posted on 03/24/2002 1:48:45 PM PST by Howlin
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To: restornu
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT

Absolutely delightful link!

38 posted on 03/24/2002 2:03:13 PM PST by ZDaphne
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bump.
39 posted on 03/24/2002 2:05:33 PM PST by BlackElk
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To: ZDaphne
ANKLE in a Crusty Pantsuit
40 posted on 03/24/2002 2:07:36 PM PST by 11B3
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh well she's not in her regular suit, or is it?
41 posted on 03/24/2002 2:16:14 PM PST by The Mayor
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To: lawgirl
Thanks for the ping, Lawgirl! You made my day! **still chuckling**
42 posted on 03/24/2002 2:27:37 PM PST by mtngrl@vrwc
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To: b4its2late
LOL! Too funny. Thanks for the flag, b4.
43 posted on 03/24/2002 3:13:23 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Charles Henrickson;n.y.muggs;starfan;firebrand;ventana;catfur;racebannon;nutmeg
A Slick Hillery bump.....
44 posted on 03/24/2002 3:27:01 PM PST by Dutchy
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To: b4its2late;Charles Henrickson
Yes Officer, she's the purple traitor.
Now if only garlic and sunlight would get rid of her. Or an excorsicm..
45 posted on 03/24/2002 4:15:31 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: restornu
Toooooo effin funny...
46 posted on 03/24/2002 4:18:00 PM PST by Pharmboy
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To: Charles Henrickson
Man I just ate my dinner, did you have a barf alert up there????? That women is making me sick again. UGH, well, a NY bump anyway.
47 posted on 03/24/2002 4:25:33 PM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: Charles Henrickson

48 posted on 03/24/2002 6:45:36 PM PST by Revelation 911
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To: Revelation 911
And it isn't just ol' Hildabeast either.

Look in any supermarket (they seem to be a magnet for these losers) and check out the stirruped, stretch pant/sweatpant "wide rides" roaming the aisles (with a cart full of ice cream, Twinkies, potato chips, and...of course, a case of "Diet" soda!

I have to laugh...do these people have any clue how hideous they look in those outfits? Most of them if told to "haul ass", would have to make at least TWO trips!

I'd explore the pancaked makeup and eye shadow as well, but Drew Carey's "Mamie" pretty well demonstrates that issue (the sad thing is...these supermarkey glam gals in stretch pants are imitating it and thinking it becomes them!)

49 posted on 03/24/2002 8:00:26 PM PST by NMFXSTC
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To: Charles Henrickson
Nice work Brother Charles!
50 posted on 03/24/2002 8:42:43 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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