Mom Arrested After Sexually Oriented Party

St. Petersburg Times ^ | 4/18/02 | Carrie Johnson

[babylonian]

One more reason America is found wanting.

[right2parent]

"I'm baffled by Ann Landers answer to Baffled Mom!"

"Ms" Landers should square off with Dr. Laura!

[ArrogantBustard]

I seriously doubt that Rosie O' Fatass has ever done a single jumping jack in her entire life.

She has. Once. 17OCT1989, whilst visiting Loma Prieta, California. Look it up. :)

[skeeter]

Nude jumping jacks?

Its hard being a parent these days. All my mom had to do to embarrass me was simply show up at school with my lunch.

[Hoosier Patriot]

Look it up.

Right you are sir. I stand corrected.

I also came upon this while doing the research.

Upon the culmination of her descent while doing the jumping jack, a tremor registering 5.8 on the Richter scale was recorded. Rosie was banned from performing any more said jacks. {;-)

[ken in texas]

LOL. You too?

[Palladin]

WARNING TO PARENTS:

Do not allow your children to go to parties or sleepovers unless there is an outside chaperone (such as YOURSELF) as a monitor. DO NOT TRUST any parents from your child's PUBLIC SCHOOL. DO NOT TRUST church parents, youth ministers, priests, coaches, etc. -- offer to go along with your child, or else YOUR CHILD DOES NOT GO!!!

Better to hamper their social lives than have them subjected to sexual and mental abuse!

[Pal10523]

Ofcourse the mom is wicked and crazy and all that...but why add Lesbian to this, unless something I missed

[glory]

shaking head..but,...you know...sigh..words fail me as well!

[KSCITYBOY]

I think old mom here was just trying to get the girls excited. No diferent than a homosexual male pedophile showing young boys pictures of men having sex with women to get them aroused. I think this was mom's interim step.

[glory]

Boy, have you hit a sore spot for me. I was recently discussing the sleepover topic with some other mothers and one was saying how she had no problem with her FIVE year old going over since it was her best friend's house and the dad would be out of town. But dad won't be there, so nothing to worry about.

[TC Rider]

Oh, thanks for the mental image. Now I have to scrape my lunch out of the carpet.

heh heh heh, you said carpet.

[scripter]

She has. Once. 17OCT1989, whilst visiting Loma Prieta, California. Look it up. :)

Hmm. Can I sue her for damage done to my Soquel home in that earthquake? :-)

[ArrogantBustard]

Can I sue her...

You'll have to discuss that with your attorney. I'm just an engineer of some sort...

[Jaded]

The comment was actually fall-out from an on going thread. People mistakenly assume, led by the media of course, that men are the only evil out there. WRONG. It's absurd for the mother to just dismiss it as a bad choice. It only became that when LE came knocking.

[RnMomof7]

"She advised that she knew she had made a big mistake," Guinn said. "She's been very cooperative. She just made some poor decisions."

How's that for "words"? Just another poor decision like too much salt in the soup

[Marysecretary]

I'm always baffled by Ann's responses. But, I hear she retired and her nephew is writing under her nom de plume.

[r9etb]

DO NOT TRUST any parents from your child's PUBLIC SCHOOL

FWIW, this article says that the girls all attended the same DANCE school.

[ArGee]

but if she'd given them lessons on how to practice safe sex, or taken one of the girls for an abortion, she'd be a heroine....

Or if she'd have asked them to deomonstrate oral sex on a taco shell... hand's off!

Shalom.

[ArGee]

Now just if some of the 'flat-bellies' that live near me would start holding some nude slumber parties I might finally find a use for that telescope i have.

Thirteen year olds????!!!! Go directly to the police station, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Oh, wait, were you thinking of the 15 year olds in the Ann Landers letter? Well, you can go to the police station by way of the post office in that case.

Shalom.