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Posted on 06/19/2002 2:50:53 PM PDT by pocat
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posted on
06/19/2002 2:50:53 PM PDT
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pocat
To: pocat
Don't remember where this one came from except that I saw it
on a condom machine years ago. "Don't buy any of this gum.
It tastes like rubber."
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posted on
06/19/2002 2:55:26 PM PDT
by
davisfh
To: pocat
Saw one over a urinal:
"Please don't eat the big pink mints"
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posted on
06/19/2002 3:18:52 PM PDT
by
saurus
To: pocat
Sign over a urinal:
We aim to please. You aim too, please.
To: pocat
My favorite is;
Veni Veni WeeWee!" Mens Room Harvard Club, NYC
BTW been to Greasewood Flats and saw that one too, a keeper.
To: TightSqueeze
Veni Veni WeeWee! = "Veni, Vidi, WeeWee"
Cant even get a damn joke right today. Sheese
To: pocat
Oohhh naughty language. I best cover my ears!! Please censor this from me!!
To: southernnorthcarolina
We don't piss in your ashtrays, please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinals.
To: pocat
Seen in a construction portapottie:"Here I sit;Tired and dirty; Hiding from the foreman; Till 3:30".
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posted on
06/19/2002 3:46:54 PM PDT
by
Lokibob
To: BlessingInDisguise
I would laf
To: Lokibob
Here I sit broken hearted;
Came to sh*t and only farted
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posted on
06/19/2002 4:15:57 PM PDT
by
StACase
To: StACase
Here I sit broken hearted;
Came to sh*t and only farted BWAHAHA! Ain't that the truth...
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posted on
06/19/2002 4:18:37 PM PDT
by
maxwell
To: pocat
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle...
Be a sweety wipe the seaty..." My daughter found this in a gas station in Flagstaff Arizona.
To: pocat
"What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY" I saw that one in a restroom at Old Faithful when I was a kid.
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posted on
06/19/2002 4:53:29 PM PDT
by
Kerberos
To: pocat
"Our lads are laid, our anchors are weighed, and we're the fools that our mother's made" - stall in an Officers Head onboard the second ship I served on. I wish I could say that I wrote it but I didn't.
To: Non-Sequitur
"Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once!" Seen by me on a men's room stall at U.T. Austin.
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posted on
06/19/2002 7:56:03 PM PDT
by
DJtex
To: StACase
You left out the second stanza:
Thought I'd give it a second chance;
Tried to fart and sh*t my pants.
To: pocat
Speaking of bathroom signs. I was in the carribean once, and I don't speak spanish.
Soooo, naturally when I walked into what I thought was the men's room (it was all in spanish, hell I didn't know) and noticed the commodes all had stalls I thought "wow, this is really nice..." and then I noticed how clean it was..
I only realized my mistake when I passed a woman on her way in as I was leaving.
Needless to say, the Managment watched me very closely after that..
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posted on
06/19/2002 8:09:30 PM PDT
by
Jhoffa_
Comment #19 Removed by Moderator
To: monkeyshine
You might need this. I did.
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posted on
06/19/2002 8:18:47 PM PDT
by
d4now
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