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Troubled by Being Short?
internet ^ | July 11 2002

Posted on 07/11/2002 3:32:24 AM PDT by 2Trievers

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According to medical reports from the world famous Dr Chiro Kawaguchi of Tokyo Research Laboratory at the National Health Department, pituitary gland stimulation is found to be instrumental to height increases, and that stimulation of the pituitary can be effected by the use of a special, computer designed physico-health and height stimulator at the feet. This is especially true of our great Kimi height increase device.

 

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According to the reports from the Kyoto University, Dr. A. Kawata, dedicated to human growth research, discovered that human height is not exclusively pre-determined by genetic action alone, but is also strongly influenced by the effects of certain hormones on the development of the cartilaginous portions of the 62 bones of the lower body, as well as the 24 separate and moveable bones constructing the spinal column.  Kimi, designed by computer following Human Engineering concepts, has been found to stimulate the nerve points of the feet effectively, which in turn stimulates the pituitary gland for increased production of growth hormones. Increased production of growth hormones means greater growth of the cartilaginous portions of the vertebrae and of the bones in the lower body, making real height gain an actual fact (click here for more advanced explanations).

Intensive scientific research also proved that most young adults can still have three different types of growth to increase their height by a few more inches even after the bones in their lower body have become ossified (commonly known as "bone plate is fused"). First, your spinal column can be extended by another 2 or 3 inches by using Kimi along with proper stretching exercises. This is because besides the length of the femur bone (thighbone), shinbone, and other bones in the lower body, the length of the spinal column in the upper body also significantly contributes to human height (about 35% of the total height). Human spinal column consists of 33 separate bone segments known as vertebrae held together by ligaments (tough and fibrous tissue).  Out of these 33 vertebrae, only the lowest 9 are fused into two immovable bones, the sacrum and the coccyx, forming the back of the pelvis. All the other 24 vertebrae are permanently movable and thus will never be fused. These 24 vertebrae are the 7 cervical (neck), 12 thoracic (back of chest), and 5 lumbar (loin). Cartilaginous pads called disks are located between each of these 24 vertebrae. The thickness of the disks determines the length of the spinal column and directly influences the height. There are 25 disks in all, their combined length accounting for 25% of your total height. Since these disks are non-fusible cartilages, they can constantly grow thicker under the stimulation of growth hormones during a lifetime. The thicker these disks are, the longer your spinal column is and the taller you become. Even if each disk grows only 0.25 cm (0.1 inch) thicker, which is the length of this line in quotes "_", you will grow 0.25 * 25 = 6.25 cm (2.5 inches) taller! Many experiments have shown that the increased production of growth hormones induced by the usage of Kimi will also greatly encourage the growth of the discal portion of the vertebrae (those 25 disks) and thus increase the length of the spinal column, making it possible to gain height after puberty. Second, even after your bones are fused, extra growth hormone produced by using Kimi and fast metabolism can still make your bones grow thicker and stronger. The added thickness alone can increase your height by another 1 inch. Third, most importantly, although most of your bones can't grow any longer, the articular cartilage that connect many bones in your legs can still grow thicker. Besides the discal potion on each of your vertebrae, the distal end of your Femur (bottom of you thigh bone at the knee) and the proximal end of your Tibia (top part of your shin bone at the knee) each can grow up to 1 inch, which gives you another 2 inches extra height. Thus even adults can still grow 1 to 4 inches taller in a proportional way (click here for more advanced explanations). If you are still a teenager, it is very possible for you to get even better result - you can grow more than 5 inches by using Kimi.



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KEYWORDS: humor; short; stupid; verticallychallenged
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1 posted on 07/11/2002 3:32:24 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
Two satisfied customers....

GRRRRRRollin for the USA!

2 posted on 07/11/2002 3:36:20 AM PDT by GRRRRR
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To: 2Trievers
I thought the PC term was vertically challenged.
3 posted on 07/11/2002 3:36:33 AM PDT by exnavy
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It must suck to be short. Tall rules! &;-)
4 posted on 07/11/2002 3:40:20 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
It must suck to be short.

Whoa there!
I prefer to use the term "Vertically Challenged"

5 posted on 07/11/2002 3:45:12 AM PDT by peteram
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To: peteram

6 posted on 07/11/2002 3:52:24 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
The most detailed pseudo-scientific marketing I have ever seen. Excess growth hormone in adults (acromegaly) does not produce increase in height. If anything, the disc spaces between vertebrae are reduced. Even if this were capable of growth hormone stimulation, the only things that would likely grow are the hands, feet and face.
7 posted on 07/11/2002 3:56:13 AM PDT by SC DOC
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To: SC DOC
Ya' mean you're against snake oil salesmen too? How un-PC. &;-)
8 posted on 07/11/2002 4:02:05 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
As my 5' 6" father (God rest his soul) used to say, "Son, just remember; you bend over more in life than you reach up."
9 posted on 07/11/2002 4:07:56 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: 2Trievers
To heck with the height - I'm lookin' to increase the width!!!
10 posted on 07/11/2002 4:19:08 AM PDT by Dacus943
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To: RightOnline
One of the distinct advantages about being short is that people have a tendency to underestimate you so it only takes half the effort to impress. &;-)
11 posted on 07/11/2002 4:49:30 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: peteram
Technically speaking, "vertically challenged" means you have trouble standing up. Are you a drinker?

LOL.

12 posted on 07/11/2002 4:57:32 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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Are you a drinker?

Nah, I quit when I found it stunted my growth.
;-D

13 posted on 07/11/2002 5:18:30 AM PDT by peteram
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To: 2Trievers
Affects the personality too, some of the most rotten pieces of disfunctional humanity that I have met were short. It must affect the mind to wander around all day looking at other peoples belt buckles.
14 posted on 07/11/2002 5:28:56 AM PDT by Little Bill
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To: peteram
You just thought you were shorter. You didn't realize you were lying down at the time.
15 posted on 07/11/2002 5:30:26 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: RightOnline
The only problem with being short is.................................

You are always the last to know when it starts to rain!

16 posted on 07/11/2002 5:40:24 AM PDT by albee
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To: albee
I thought this was a thread about the stock market. Imagine the guilt of all those making money by being short.

Oh well...

17 posted on 07/11/2002 5:43:59 AM PDT by rube
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To: RightOnline
The stature of a man is measured by the strength of his character, not his height.
18 posted on 07/11/2002 5:47:33 AM PDT by dpa5923
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To: SC DOC
I know someone who has a disease that causes large hands feet & face. She is very strange looking.
19 posted on 07/11/2002 5:57:25 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter
Butch Rhino?
20 posted on 07/11/2002 7:01:20 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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