USO Canteen FReeper Style....Monday Mail Call.... July 15,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style and Snow Bunny

[GatorGirl]

Hmmmm....

I think we'll make a great pair!

;-) GG

p.s. Sorry I borrowed your bandwidth for that one, hope you dont mind!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Funny, the Salsa I just posted is about the moon, hahaha. See post #599.

[SAMWolf]

Only on my tortilla chips.

[Victoria Delsoul]

and I'll make you see stars.

Are you gonna spank me? LOL

[Sabertooth]

Are you gonna spank me? LOL

Only if you're good.

[SpookBrat]

Andy USMC....Thank you for your kind, heartfelt note. You're letter really tugs at my heart, because veterans and the life they DESERVE and have EARNED is a big issue for us. We want the best for you and if you ever need anything, let us know. Thank you so much for your dedicated service to our country. I pray for good things and lots of blessings to rain down on you in your life. Thanks for being a loyal lurker. We're here for you, friend.

Here's an angel for you. Please tell Beep, silver looks better on me, than her. :)~~ *snort*

[SpookBrat]

Oh, so your the reason why I'm so slow. Just kidding. Geeze, with those two pictures, maybe I shouldn't come see you. I think we would get ourselves in trouble. ROFL!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Ok then...

Jay Lozada, Por amarte asi

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hahahahaha! I'm always good.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Snow Bunny and FallGuy just called.
They just got into Coos Bay.
Expecting call back soon once they find a place to stay.
Will meet them tonight!

I also had a great 1st day at work.

[4TheFlag]

I've missed his call for about five days now....and I can't call him! Boo Hoo!

I hope you get to talk to him real soon GG....

[SpookBrat]

Luis US Army...I'm glad we make your day. :) I'm happy to hear you enjoyed Saturdays thread so much. Thanks for the flowers. They smell heavenly. I'm going to dry them out and keep them forever. Take care of yourself Luis. Keep in touch.

[SAMWolf]

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not use to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant, Abdul, to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water,
but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. "Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, why do you not bring me water?" demanded the Grand Emir.

"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "A man with his pants around his knees is sitting on the well."

[tomkow6]

Good night Clara! Sweet deams, & may God bless you & keep you safe!
Tom (bad Boy)

[Beep]

Only the peroxided blondes are dumb! I am very predominantly half Swedish, and my IQ is -- high. I am far from dumb. I have three college degrees. I graduated with one of the "cum laudes" every time. I am not, and have never been, accustomed to getting below 4.0 without it upsetting me greatly. I have lost my 4.0 before, and it ate me up, because I made stupid mistakes on my exams, and because I am a bloody perfectionist. Dumb blonde?? Uh-uh. I get very upset with that cliche. I shouldn't, but I do. It's a pet peeve. The "dumb blonde" jokes were funny for the first 20 years of their existence. They have lost their charm now.

Nothing directed toward you personally, Linda. It's my problem. I just don't think those jokes are funny anymore. Some were, at first. Now -- they only raise my blood pressure. I can't help that I was born blonde.

Okay -- I'm finished with my little rant now! Please continue with whatever you all were doing!!

Beep -- Blonde, Bright, and Bloody Proud of it!

[Sabertooth]

Then you might just see the Big Dipper..

And the Milky Way.

[tomkow6]

DUH!

[SAMWolf]

The Little Lamb
Think carefully about what you will be reading.


Mary had a little lamb,

His fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

The Lamb was sure to go.


He followed her to school each day,

T'wasn't even in the rule.

It made the children laugh and play,

To have a Lamb at school.



And then the rules all changed one day,

Illegal it became;

To bring the Lamb of God to school,

Or even speak His Name.! ;


Every day got worse and worse,

And days turned into years.

Instead of hearing children laugh,

We heard gun shots and tears.


What must we do to stop the crime,

That's in our schools today?

Let's let the Lamb come back to school,

And teach our kids to pray!

[4TheFlag]

Hey, it's only a guy who'd rather kiss his dog! LOL

ROTFMAO!!! For sure there!

BTW, the Realplayer wouldn't go on that last one and locked me up????

[Sabertooth]

I am very predominantly half Swedish, and my IQ is -- high. I am far from dumb.

I'm blonde and I have a question...

How can you be "predominantly half" of anything?