A pilsener? For cryin' out loud buy the man a decent drink! ;-)
Posted on 07/30/2002 11:03:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
"Black VIII"
T-Mac's Sordid Past...and Present.
McLowlife's "Global Crossing Scandal"
A pilsener? For cryin' out loud buy the man a decent drink! ;-)
I hope I am similarly blessed...MUD
Aye, my German/Welsh lineage favors the hearty brews once in awhile, but I prefer lighter suds on average. Molson Ice is just about my speed.
FReegards...MUD
Thanks Happygal...Ya'd think they were tryin' to turn me into a liberal! LOL
Psst...Mud, next time yer out with him buy him an Irish whisky and say 'Happygals Uncle Skinner is askin' for ye'*L* Then watch the boy turn greener than St. Patrick's day! *LOL*
Hey jla...how 'bout updating us on the particulars of the festivities on the 20th of September?!
FReegards...MUD
Congratulations, my FRiend...forty-three years of matrimonial bliss is quite an accomplishment!!
"It's easy. All it takes is a lot of love and respect."
Gotta admit there's been a whole lot more good times than bad, and I've got ample supplies of both love and respect fer the ol' battleaxe...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Keep talkin' smack like that and we may have to begin our next sojourn with a coupla tequila shots!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Consider it done...but don't tell jla so it can be a surprise.)8^D>
FReegards...MUD
SlimFast Fer Justice II...MUD
October 6, 1776
"...I begin to think that mankind, when engaged in warfare, are a wary and timorous of each other as deer are of men, and the boldness of one party increases as they find the other fearful."
John Chilton
Died September 17, 1777
FReegards...MUD
(Shame there's so many more witches out there to worry about... but at least one of them is beaten down, for now.)
"Abbas al-Janabi, who spent 15 years as personal assistant to Uday, Saddam's son, before fleeing to the West in 1998 and who is regarded as one of the most reliable senior defectors, is convinced that there is a connection between Bin Laden and Saddam. Last week he said he had learnt that Iraqi officials had visited Afghanistan and Sudan to strengthen ties with Al-Qaeda. He also knew of a top secret centre near Baghdad where "foreigners" trained with Iraqis."
For those who questioned the link between Al Queda and Iraq...MUD
What on Earth would FReepers do with ourselves if we didn't have Lib'ral RATS to dispatch?!!
FReegards...MUD
"On August 10, in a speech before the DNC, McAuliffe demanded that President Bush make public records of the SEC's investigation into his sale of Harken Energy stock more than a decade ago (a probe that found no wrongdoing on Bush's part). "To paraphrase a Republican hero," McAuliffe roared, "Mr. President, tear down this stonewall!" The next morning, on ABC's This Week, Sam Donaldson asked McAuliffe about his extraordinarily profitable relationship with Global Crossing. "Well, first of all, you have no idea if I made one penny, Sam, or not," McAuliffe told Donaldson. "Well, tell me," Donaldson responded. "I was merely an investor in a company," McAuliffe answered. The two appearances, just hours apart, highlight a dilemma McAuliffe is facing more and more frequently. He is perhaps the most aggressive and public critic of George W. Bush's record in business — yet he faces continuing questions over his own business affairs. And the questions extend far beyond his $18 million windfall from Global Crossing."
Yo, my fellow McAwful-Loathers, this is all I could find--electronically--of the Front Page article in the 16 September 2002 issue of the National Review!! Awesome article, but I ain't about to transcribe the whole thing, so if you run accross it either on the Net or on a thread, please let me know!! This is chock full of new information and better-explained old information, including this...
"If an investor had been lucky enough to buy $100,000 worth of the stock at its lowest price and to sell at its highest price, the original investment would have grown to $803,125. That's a terrific profit, but nothing like what McAuliffe made [an estimated $18 Million]--especially when one considers that McAuliffe...sold his stock in the fall of 1999, when the stock was well below its peak. So how did he do it?!"
FReegards...MUD
Reckon we'll ask...hey VA FReepers, any of y'all up fer some down home Richmond hospitality?!
"SENATOR GEORGE ALLEN’S 7TH ANNUAL HOE DOWN"
Join Senator Allen on September, 28, 2002 at Tredegar Iron Works in Richmond, VA. For more information call (804) 344-8081"
Sounds like a hoot!!
FReegards...MUD
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