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Doping: Eating pork creates illegal levels of Nandrolone
pravda.ru ^
| Aug, 07 2002
| Timothy BANCROFT-HINCHEY
Posted on 08/07/2002 7:43:08 AM PDT by Jasonconley
Portuguese scientists Jorge Barbosa and Alexandre Jose Galo have proved earlier suspicions raised by investigators at Nantes University, namely that eating pork from non-castrated animals can lead to unacceptably high levels of Nandrolone in the body, leading athletes to fail a doping test.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: drugs; pork
To: WindMinstrel; Wolfie; Hemingway's Ghost; sawsalimb; chainsaw; libertyman; bat-boy; Kevin Curry; ...
tee-hee bump
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:47:06 AM PDT
by
JediGirl
To: Jasonconley
This should create a market for non-castrated pork among baseball players like Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa.
To: Jasonconley
AW! but pork is my favorite fruit!!! Say it ain't so!
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:48:06 AM PDT
by
camle
To: camle
AW! but pork is my favorite fruit!!! Didn't Liberace used to say that?
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:50:30 AM PDT
by
Physicist
To: Jasonconley
Non-castrated pork, the other white dope?
To: Jasonconley
Public Service Announcement:
Eat a pig, go to jail.
Just say no to chops.
Pork, the othe white blow.
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:54:00 AM PDT
by
Wm Bach
To: Jasonconley
So that's how they're going to morph the drug war into a war on fat: "Police! Drop the pork rinds, step away from the grill, and come out with your pants buttoned, if possible!"
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:55:03 AM PDT
by
Physicist
To: JediGirl
Is swallowing pork bad too? If so, somebody tell Monica L.
To: Physicist
Didn't Liberace used to say that?BWAHAHA!
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:57:50 AM PDT
by
maxwell
To: Jasonconley
who the hell can afford to eat pork? I can barely afford chicken.
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posted on
08/07/2002 7:59:45 AM PDT
by
Khepera
To: Khepera
lol, I'm a Quorn girl myself
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posted on
08/07/2002 8:01:34 AM PDT
by
JediGirl
To: billbears; doglot; Lee'sGhost
NC BBQ ping
To: JediGirl
we have a big hole out back where we store our Quorn.
It's aptly named.
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posted on
08/07/2002 8:06:07 AM PDT
by
Khepera
To: Physicist
So that's how they're going to morph the drug war into a war on fat: "Police! Drop the pork rinds, step away from the grill, and come out with your pants buttoned, if possible!""...but...but officer...the guy I bought these from swore that they were 'tater chips!!! Arrest HIM,not me. All I'm doing is having a cookout and listening to jazz music!!!
To: Jasonconley
This is obviously a hoax. Jorge Barbosa and Alexandre Jose Galo are pseudonyms for Arnold Ziffel and Babe, respectively.
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posted on
08/07/2002 8:07:20 AM PDT
by
Consort
To: Hemingway's Ghost
If so, somebody tell Monica L.Clinton certainly qualifies as a non-castrated pig.
To: Jasonconley
Were they having a sine time?
To: sheik yerbouty
I'm huked on fonix. Make that "swine time".
To: PBRSTREETGANG
They could make biopic on Beelzebubba and call it "Swineheart".
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