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To: Alberta's Child
Happy Friday to you too, AC!

Hope to see you later.



273 posted on 08/23/2002 3:10:07 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
NEWS UPDATE: 
Terrorists Multiplying in the Southeast U.S. 

The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi 
would like to announce that they have made a 
disturbing discovery in their states. 
Apparently, a small number of terrorists have 
become romantically involved with the locals. 
The result was not pretty, and we now have the 
sad task of reporting a new sector of the human 
race: ISLAMABUBBAS. 

So far, only a smattering of actual births has 
been reported, and we are hard at work trying 
to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have 
identified the following: 

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba 
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It 
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba 
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba 
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat 
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl 
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa 
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat 

Not surprisingly, they all seem to have 
sprung from one couple: 
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy 
and Yomamma Bin Lovin.

277 posted on 08/23/2002 3:15:01 PM PDT by kneezles
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