[Litany]

Reminds me of an old Girl Scout song...

...She swallowed the dog to catch the frog, she swallowed the frog to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly...perhaps she'll die.

Sorry...just couldn't help myself...senility coming on.

[scouse]

Reminds me of an old Girl Scout song...

Wow! If you are awakened sometime during the night by a ghost sporting a goatee and playing a banjo...You will have been visited by Burl Ives, who made a fortune singing that song

And if this ghost is accompanied by an evil looking man carrying a brief case....That will no doubt be the ghost of his lawyer.

[Samwise]

Gee, thanks! I can't get it out of my head.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow--
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed a cow to catch the goat.
She opened her mouth and it went down her throat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog--
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse...
She died, of course!