[Dog Gone]

When he didn't appear after Tora Bora to thumb his nose at us, it was pretty apparent. I made a March deadline to show his face or I'd be 100% certain.

We'll never see him again.

[dirtboy]

"The cave was completely erased from the ground and became nothing,"

Like I've said for some time - Osama been Nada is pink mist somewhere in Tora Bora. Any remaining doubts were removed when Osama neglected to make an appearance on the anniversary on 9/11 holding a week-old copy of the Karachi Times and decrying the Great Satan. Guess bin Laden is no longer talking about the Great Satan and now has made his aquaintence instead...

[Brad C.]

I think anybody would discount htis report. If obl was killed, they would be claiming his martyr status and accusing us of killing such a holy, and deeply religous man (puke). He probably is really dead, but not as protrayed here.

[demlosers]

[Diogenesis]

[alloysteel]

This still should not blunt our attack on the remaining al-Qaeda or other terrorist activity one iota. Even now, more are in training, and it is a primary objective to terminate the existence of these training camps and all the personnel now engaged in learning how to subjugate/kill Western civilization.

[prisoner6]

Sooo...If I'm reading this correctly, top Al Qeadas are now admitting OBL died in the Tora Bora attacks. They are implying the tape we saw in late December was made during an early attack after OBL had been wounded. He then went into hiding the the cave complex.

I remember the night the reports of that HUGE blast was heard. It seems to me it hit near the top of a mountain and the shockwave was felt MILES away. I think there were pictures - from a distance - of the smoke rising from the rubble.

Another newsperson and I debated over whether such a massive blast would have only been used if we were pretty sure OBL was there. It was, and still is, my opinion that was when OBL met his 72 year old virgin in Hell.

Sadly I doubt we'll ever be able to totally prove it. After that blast the military declined comment on just what was hit, only saying a massive cave complex was destroyed.

prisoner6

[Lockbox]

Dear al-Qaeda,

We are not stopping till we see the body. America will not stop till we have hard evidence. Don't care if this goes on for years.

[prisoner6]

Meant to add in my previous reply...

We aren't out of the woods yet of course. It >may< be that OBL really is a clever fellow. If I were in OBL's turban, I would have made plans for more attacks way ahead of time. My top aides, hiding in foriegn countries, would be charged with making sure they were acrried out.

The attacks would come as they have til now, about every 18 months. Meanwhile I'd go into deep hiding for the duration until after the next attack, and only THEN surface. It would show my followers - many of whom along with my enemy would have assumed I was dead - I was continuing the campaign.

But we all know OBL wasn't that smart. He was a fanatic who along with the Taliban truely believed Allah would come down from the heavens to punish and destroy the infidels, and hearld an Islamic world takeover.

We'll have to wait another year. Only after the next 9/11 aniversary can we be positive OBL is gone. that is unless we find what's left of his body.

prisoner6

[PhilDragoo]

"The cave was completely erased from the ground and became nothing," he said.

I am shocked, shocked.

Why, only last night a '60 Chevy went by and Osama leaned out, gave a big wolf whistle, banged the fender, and shouted:

"You ain' nuthin' but a heathen dog! Sinnin' all the time!"

Actually, as Osama bin Laden has not held up today's New York Times ("All Is Skewed To Fit Our Bent"), he's fighting Jimmy Hoffa over the sturgeons.

Has there ever been any question that the sole reason traitorrapist42 and the Senate's pet dwarf with the Napoleanic complex have insisted that the train has to run through the Osama Station is that the station has been removed from the map?

The tracks have been ripped up and melted into BLU-118's of the Mother-of-All-Bunker-Buster variety:

Specially designed at Los Alamos National Laboratories and tested at White Sands to penetrate 150 feet of reinforced Saddam look-alikes.

Saddam, Jimi Hendrix is comin' t' gitcha, Baby. . . .

[Enough is ENOUGH]

I wonder whether any of his money from various banks and investments have been withdrawn during the past ten months.

[xp38]

You know Sabes....if this turns out to be true glock rocks wins your Bin Laden Death Pool.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Well, if he's dead, I guess we can go after Saddam now, according to the Democrats.

[DAnconia55]

"Yes, Osama bin Laden is dead, but the jihad will continue until Judgment Day," he told United Arab Emirates newspaper Al Bayan

Send us your address, we can arrange that for you straight-away.

[nw_arizona_granny]

2002 Ping

[RightWhale]

the only cave of the 15 that was destroyed by an enormous 52ft (16m) missile

Diameter?

[Muzzle_em]

I thought in the most recent Osama video released by "Al jizz" last week, he spoke of recent events. Am I mistaken?

[truthandlife]

If this is true, did you notice that Al-Qaeda said this after the election so they would not help Bush? This makes sense and believe it is true.