Prisoner in trouble after guards hear voices coming from his backside

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[Texaggie79]

A Czech prisoner could end up serving a longer sentence after guards heard voices coming from his backside.

Prison wardens in Brno say they discovered the 48-year-old had hidden a tiny walky-talky in his bottom.

He was allegedly using it to communicate with his wife to arrange bribes for investigators and lawyers involved in the case against him.

The daily Mlada fronta Dnes reports that the prisoner, who was remanded in custody on charges of car theft, talked to his wife, who would park her car a few hundred metres from the prison, every day.

"I have worked here since 1996 but I can't recollect ever finding anything stuck in such parts," said Sona Haluzova, spokeswoman for the Brno prison.

Police say the pair have been charged with perverting the course of justice and could face six months in jail.

[Texaggie79]

ping

[Dog Gone]

perverting the course of justice

Perverting something!

[NewHampshireDuo]

Police say the pair have been charged with perverting the course of justice

I'd say they were perverting more than that....

[Texaggie79]

Is that a walkie-talkie in your @$$ or you just happy to see me?

[Freemyland]

"When he heard the prisoner apparently talking out of his a$$, the guard's first thought was that a Democrat Congressman had slipped into the cell."

[Texaggie79]

hold muh soap?

[Freemyland]

"Hey spike! If I bend over, will you change the station?"

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
This has come about after much badgering by you, my friends and extended family...

[breakem]

I'm told this enhances reception for satellite radio.

[Happygal]

I've heard many men complain that their wives talk out their ass...but this really is ridiculous ;-)

[Texaggie79]

HEY!!! I meant with your HAND!!!

[RichInOC]

"I am Cornholio!...My bunghole will speak now!"

[Mad Dawgg]

"Prisoner in trouble after guards hear voices coming from his backside..."

Hmmm and I thought the phrase "He's just talking out his Ass" was just a colorful metaphor.

[TheBigB]

Podssibly a "Hold muh thong" alert? ;)

[11B3]

Please add me to your list.

This story adds new meaning to "Here, say that again into my microphone."

[SGCOS]

"If I put my hand on the cell bars and my left foot on the toilet, I can get NPR"

[RippleFire]

Might make it difficult to hold the microphone close to your mouth!

[lexington minuteman 1775]

I have had to wait four minutes now to just stop laughing.So I guess this gives a whole new meaning of the old expression of "he's just talking out his arse?" bwahahahahaha.

[Texaggie79]

See, you have to learn some self discipline around here. Your delay cost you not once, not twice, but tree times you were beat to it.