Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"

Dawn (Pakistan) ^ | Oct 10 (Posted @ 20:25 PST) | AFP

[TShaunK]

Too many BLT'S?

[Northpaw]

"Osama getting fat"

Putrifying bodies do swell up.

[Illbay]

The only creatures "getting fat" are the rats feasting on ObL's dead flesh. He's been toast since late last year.

[ZAKJAN]

Still waiting to see this alive, well "Fat Boy" with a picture of the NY times in his hands.

Seeing is believing

[Maelstrom]

He's Dead Jim

bump

[Maelstrom]

Well, I'd better replace him, then. (...takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had alook 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of bin Ladens.

[Rome2000]

"For your information, bin Laden's weight has increased by several kilos (pounds), because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much," Abderrahman al-Rashed told the London-published weekly Al-Majalla

Hard pressed to say which group of evil perverted murdering psychopaths tells the most outrageous lies, the Taliban or the Democrats.

[joyful1]

He's got something in common with Mr. Gore.

[tsomer]

For your information, bin Laden's weight has increased by several kilos (pounds),

Not that I actually believe this, but has anyone checked Jenny Craig?

[LiberalsWorstNightmare]

"Getting fat" my foot!

The Arab disinformation is almost worse then North Korea or North Vietnam.

A lot of wishful thinking. Right now, I reckon maggots are crawling out of Osama's eye sockets and the rabid dogs are off in some corner of a cave fighting over his left femur.

[astounded]

"Security requirements"??? I thought the "great sheik", in his words,"welcomed death", "loved death"??? I guess it's only death for women and children. Where are all the great "warriors" of al Qaeda? Hiding. So much for their bluster. They are truly a bunch of PUS****. Come out and face US JSOC forces if you have the guts, Osama. For that matter, come out and face armed civilian Americans. You don't have the ba***.

[Grampa Dave]

May about 1 billion Islamakazis and their Islamofascist leaders enjoy the same good health that Ole Sammy Ben Larden now enjoys!

May Ramadan bring this replication of Ole Sammy Ben Larden's great health to all the radical Islamakazis in the middle east, Europe and here in the USA!

If that happens the war on terrorism will be over!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Time to send in our secret weapon, Richard Simmons.

"Ooooooooosama, I don't see those legs up high enough. Work those things, girlfriend."

I predict suicide within days or even hours.

[kinghorse]

I think we actually got to see him face to face before he was offed. I base this on the fact Bush is being very coy about the hunt for OBL. Bush knows definitively I believe. It's in our best interest not to let on one way or the other. I just hope my feeling is true, that our spec ops people got to lower the boom on this pos while making eye contact.

[Gumlegs]

"For your information, bin Laden's weight has increased by several kilos (pounds), because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much ..."

Good. Bigger targets are easier to hit.