Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"

Dawn (Pakistan) ^ | Oct 10 (Posted @ 20:25 PST) | AFP

[AM2000]

DUBAI, Oct 10: Osama bin Laden is alive and well and has even put on weight, a Saudi weekly reported today, quoting what it said was the head of information for bin Laden's al-Qaeda terror network. "For your information, bin Laden's weight has increased by several kilos (pounds), because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much," Abderrahman al-Rashed told the London-published weekly Al-Majalla. (AFP) (Posted @ 20:25 PST)

[BlessingInDisguise]

Hooray

[bluefish]

If he were alive, it would be bloat (water gain) from the kidney disease. But the backwards idiot doesn't know about such things, so he would think it is fat.

[Johnny Shear]

I wonder if he can get his wedding ring (rings?) back on?

[BigWaveBetty]

yadda, yadda, yadda

[InvisibleChurch]

so why all the 'obl is alive' reports all the sudden...trying to rally the troops for invasion?

[spqrzilla9]

If Bin Laden was gaining weight, it would only be that cave roof that fell on his corpse is collapsing more.

[Uncle George]

Hard to get fat on "Daisy cutter stew" huh???????
Yes, Binnie is still here and here and there and here and way over there too.

[mikegi]

Exactly how much do maggots weigh???

[outpost44]

I'd like for him to gain weight from "absorbing" 400,000 lbs of lead.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Osama or Al?

[bonesmccoy]

That weight may also be related to chronic renal failure and edema... but what do I know...

[AM2000]

If he really has that kidney problem people say he does, wouldn't he be dead by now?

[ASA Vet]

so why all the 'obl is alive' reports all the sudden

They are not "all of the sudden."
They have been occuring on about two week cycles
every since his death before Dec 13th 2001.

This thread has earned the

[bonesmccoy]

not if he got renal dialysis every few weeks. The other is if he got a renal transplant.

[plain talk]

Fat Elvis Bin Laden

[Vidalia]

Aren't those also attributed to a sudden impact from below, such as a piece of shrapnel entering his large intestine and exiting through the ... aw, never mind, maybe it was just the "penetration" from his new 7'8" boyfriend/bodyguard...

[bonesmccoy]

yes, I believe "OBLvis" was seen at the local 7-11 in Texarkana.

LOL...Nice shot!

[11B3]

[Vince Ferrer]

I guess whoever is going to start impersonating him publicly isn't as thin as he was.