[BlessingInDisguise]

Hooray

[bluefish]

If he were alive, it would be bloat (water gain) from the kidney disease. But the backwards idiot doesn't know about such things, so he would think it is fat.

[Johnny Shear]

I wonder if he can get his wedding ring (rings?) back on?

[BigWaveBetty]

yadda, yadda, yadda

[InvisibleChurch]

so why all the 'obl is alive' reports all the sudden...trying to rally the troops for invasion?

[spqrzilla9]

If Bin Laden was gaining weight, it would only be that cave roof that fell on his corpse is collapsing more.

[Uncle George]

Hard to get fat on "Daisy cutter stew" huh???????
Yes, Binnie is still here and here and there and here and way over there too.

[mikegi]

Exactly how much do maggots weigh???

[Diddle E. Squat]

Osama or Al?

[bonesmccoy]

That weight may also be related to chronic renal failure and edema... but what do I know...

[11B3]

[Vince Ferrer]

I guess whoever is going to start impersonating him publicly isn't as thin as he was.

[texasbluebell]

Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"

Uh-huh. More likely the newest double weighs a few pounds more than the original stingbean, so next time we see a video purporting to be him, we'll be prepared for a fatter version.

[Arkinsaw]

In fact, he is so freaking large that we can't squeeze a camera in the room with him so you are just going to have to take our word for it.

[WarSlut]

Must be all those bacon and peanut butter sandwiches...

[The Great Satan]

Time for al-Qaeda to release an Osama workout video. In today's post-Taliban world, you need tight abs and firm buttocks to be a jihad warrior.

[Lawdoc]

It is just his ill fitting burka that makes him look fat.

[dighton]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Osama is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!He's f*****n' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-OSAMA!!

[Tony in Hawaii]

And no one's gettin' fat 'cept Bin Laden...

[PoorMuttly]

As I once posted a long, long time ago...the worst thing for these backward idiots is that we think he's still alive...so we can go just about ANYWHERE...and CHASE him. I said that if he were in fact vaporized, we should create others to impersonate him. If he were alive, we should send him vitamins and cab-fare to anywhere he wants to go...since he won't be visiting any friends of ours...