Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"

Dawn (Pakistan) ^ | Oct 10 (Posted @ 20:25 PST) | AFP

[AM2000]

DUBAI, Oct 10: Osama bin Laden is alive and well and has even put on weight, a Saudi weekly reported today, quoting what it said was the head of information for bin Laden's al-Qaeda terror network. "For your information, bin Laden's weight has increased by several kilos (pounds), because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much," Abderrahman al-Rashed told the London-published weekly Al-Majalla. (AFP) (Posted @ 20:25 PST)

[texasbluebell]

Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"

Uh-huh. More likely the newest double weighs a few pounds more than the original stingbean, so next time we see a video purporting to be him, we'll be prepared for a fatter version.

[Arkinsaw]

In fact, he is so freaking large that we can't squeeze a camera in the room with him so you are just going to have to take our word for it.

[thegreatbeast]

Too bad the more medically inclined of us weren't there to do an autopsy on UBL. But the man probably shed this veil of tears sometime last December. Right now the fires of Hell are licking his testicles. He is one sorely disappointed m*f*!

[Cindy]

ANANOVA.com: "BIN LADEN'S SON 'IN CHARGE OF AL-QAIDA SINCE OCTOBER'" (ARTICLE NOTE: The son is identified as Saad Bin Laden.) (072902)

FBI.gov - MOST WANTED TERRORISTS: "Usama Bin Laden"

A Mystery Man:

[Eowyn-of-Rohan]

I liked the skinny Elvis better than the fat Elvis

[Eowyn-of-Rohan]

Could this be our Binnie, maybe with a nose job, or maybe they just all look alike to me

[WarSlut]

Must be all those bacon and peanut butter sandwiches...

[Vidalia]

That is not Binney Laiden, in previous, past present, or identified life, that is just another dead fool...

[Aracelis]

If he were alive, it would be bloat (water gain) from the kidney disease,/p>

And, he would smell very bad...of course, he would smell pretty bad if he's dead. Either way, a stinking mess.

[Cindy]

re post#27: Who knows? I saw a really nice tribute (?) Middle Eastern like video of this guy before it was deleted from the web. I noticed the beard. I noticed the nice teeth. Who knows who this guy is. Several articles on the internet have mentioned that Saad bin Laden took over UBL's command. See links above.

[The Great Satan]

Time for al-Qaeda to release an Osama workout video. In today's post-Taliban world, you need tight abs and firm buttocks to be a jihad warrior.

[Lawdoc]

It is just his ill fitting burka that makes him look fat.

[dighton]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Osama is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!He's f*****n' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-OSAMA!!

[Tony in Hawaii]

And no one's gettin' fat 'cept Bin Laden...

[PoorMuttly]

As I once posted a long, long time ago...the worst thing for these backward idiots is that we think he's still alive...so we can go just about ANYWHERE...and CHASE him. I said that if he were in fact vaporized, we should create others to impersonate him. If he were alive, we should send him vitamins and cab-fare to anywhere he wants to go...since he won't be visiting any friends of ours...

[Cold Heat]

Picture please................(Not likely)

[hosepipe]

", because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much,"

Well, liveing under a barrel is too good for him, if you ask me.
Feeding him though the bung hole in a barrel must require him eating Chicken McNuggets...they will make you fat..

[sheik yerbouty]

He's vacationing with Martin Borman.

[steveegg]

If he's getting fat, can I volunteer for the surgery to reduce Osama's weight (down to 0 pounds)?