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Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"
Dawn (Pakistan) ^
| Oct 10 (Posted @ 20:25 PST)
| AFP
Posted on 10/10/2002 8:34:04 PM PDT by AM2000
DUBAI, Oct 10: Osama bin Laden is alive and well and has even put on weight, a Saudi weekly reported today, quoting what it said was the head of information for bin Laden's al-Qaeda terror network. "For your information, bin Laden's weight has increased by several kilos (pounds), because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much," Abderrahman al-Rashed told the London-published weekly Al-Majalla. (AFP) (Posted @ 20:25 PST)
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To: AM2000
Osama Bin Laden alive and getting fat, says al-Qaeda "information officer"Uh-huh. More likely the newest double weighs a few pounds more than the original stingbean, so next time we see a video purporting to be him, we'll be prepared for a fatter version.
To: AM2000
In fact, he is so freaking large that we can't squeeze a camera in the room with him so you are just going to have to take our word for it.
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:01:29 PM PDT
by
Arkinsaw
To: Vidalia
Too bad the more medically inclined of us weren't there to do an autopsy on UBL. But the man probably shed this veil of tears sometime last December. Right now the fires of Hell are licking his testicles. He is one sorely disappointed m*f*!
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To: ASA Vet
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:17:20 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: ASA Vet
I liked the skinny Elvis better than the fat Elvis
To: Cindy
Could this be our Binnie, maybe with a nose job, or maybe they just all look alike to me
To: AM2000
Must be all those bacon and peanut butter sandwiches...
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:29:10 PM PDT
by
WarSlut
To: Cindy
That is not Binney Laiden, in previous, past present, or identified life, that is just another dead fool...
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:31:28 PM PDT
by
Vidalia
To: bluefish
If he were alive, it would be bloat (water gain) from the kidney disease,/p>
And, he would smell very bad...of course, he would smell pretty bad if he's dead. Either way, a stinking mess.
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:32:05 PM PDT
by
Aracelis
To: Eowyn-of-Rohan
re post#27: Who knows? I saw a really nice tribute (?) Middle Eastern like video of this guy before it was deleted from the web. I noticed the beard. I noticed the nice teeth. Who knows who this guy is. Several articles on the internet have mentioned that Saad bin Laden took over UBL's command. See links above.
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:32:41 PM PDT
by
Cindy
To: AM2000
Time for al-Qaeda to release an Osama workout video. In today's post-Taliban world, you need tight abs and firm buttocks to be a jihad warrior.
To: AM2000
It is just his ill fitting burka that makes him look fat.
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:38:53 PM PDT
by
Lawdoc
To: AM2000
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Osama is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!He's f*****n' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-OSAMA!!
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posted on
10/10/2002 9:43:17 PM PDT
by
dighton
And no one's gettin' fat 'cept Bin Laden...
To: AM2000
As I once posted a long, long time ago...the worst thing for these backward idiots is that we think he's still alive...so we can go just about ANYWHERE...and CHASE him. I said that if he were in fact vaporized, we should create others to impersonate him. If he were alive, we should send him vitamins and cab-fare to anywhere he wants to go...since he won't be visiting any friends of ours...
To: AM2000
Picture please................(Not likely)
To: AM2000
", because of his security precautions which prevent him moving around much,"
Well, liveing under a barrel is too good for him, if you ask me.
Feeding him though the bung hole in a barrel must require him eating Chicken McNuggets...they will make you fat..
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posted on
10/10/2002 10:14:28 PM PDT
by
hosepipe
To: AM2000
He's vacationing with Martin Borman.
To: AM2000
If he's getting fat, can I volunteer for the surgery to reduce Osama's weight (down to 0 pounds)?
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posted on
10/10/2002 10:39:20 PM PDT
by
steveegg
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