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Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)
The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: dubyuh; ledzeppelin; rocks; rolls
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To: Mudboy Slim; dixie sass
LOL!

Wrong school, Mud. FSU students were shark fishing with a UVA bait!

LOL!
421 posted on 11/14/2002 5:07:28 AM PST by Taxman
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To: Mudboy Slim
Mud,

I'm playing up in Boston this weekend and was wondering if I might borrow some of your fine lyrics for the shows. It may piss off some of the liberals in Taxachusetts, but I believe it would be well worth the effort! I just love watchin' 'em burn, if ya know what I mean. I haven't played a Beatles tune in a while, but I'd get a kick out of watching their faces hit the floor when I start singin...
422 posted on 11/14/2002 6:13:49 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: conservativemusician
Yer welcome to use any of my lyrics, but I'd like you to send me a recording of some of yer work as well, my FRiend. If you can combine the two, all the better.

If this sounds fair to you, please FReepMail me and I'll send you my mailing address.

FReegards...MUD

423 posted on 11/14/2002 6:25:39 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"Day 121 of this year-long wager"

Did they teach you how to read a calendar in Happy Valley, my FRiend?! LOL...good analysis, but I'm surprised that someone wise enuff to become a Sultan doesn't realize that Landru's gonna be sending me brewskis, brats, and stoagies well before the fiscal year's up...MUD

424 posted on 11/14/2002 6:28:48 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Taxman
Heh heh heh...you best do yer smack-talkin' now, Ol' Man, the Wahoos are gonna be a force to reckon with next year, and the year after that, and the year after that...MUD
425 posted on 11/14/2002 6:36:01 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; Paul Cruce; ChaseR; AAPATRIOT; Arator; Jethro Tull; Ironword; ironman; AuntB
WSJ's "RATS Stole Two Senate Seats...and it still wasn't enuff!!"

"Mr. Thune clearly thinks there was something fishy about last week's vote. "Are there questions that need to be answered about the outcome of this election? I believe there are,'' he noted in yesterday's statement. "Did things happen that shouldn't have in some polling places around the state? I believe they did. Some of these issues would be resolved through a recount."

Thune to be seated in US Senate in January 2003...SITYS!!

FReegards...MUD

426 posted on 11/14/2002 7:01:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; conservativemusician; heavyd; EdZep; Landru; sultan88; PhiKapMom; M. Thatcher; ...
"RightWingRager!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")

ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATS're Vile & flighty scamps!!
Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as MUD's maps...
"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I, proud 'neath heated brow.

Ah, but I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.

Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed!!
Lies that life is black and white, spoke from my skull. I dreamed
Romantic facts of musketeers, foundationed deep, somehow

Ah, the World was so much colder then,
I'm younger than that now.

Slick's faces fueled my Righteous Wrath, from Clinton's Tyranny!!
MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history
Flung down by corpse evangelists, unthought of, though, somehow.

Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

A self-ordained professor's tongue, too serious to fool
Spouted out that liberty, is just equality in school

"Equality," I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow.

Ah, but I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.

In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached
Fearing not that I'd become my enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach
My pathway led by confusion boats, mutiny from stern to bow

Ah, but I was so much wilder then,
I'm milder than that now.

Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms, quite clear, no doubt, somehow.

Ah, but MUD was so much older then,
MUD's younger than that now.

Work in progress...MUD

427 posted on 11/14/2002 8:56:34 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
"Mudboy Slim continues his losing ways."

Yes, he most certainly appears to be, doesn't he?
When his time could be better spent proffering *some* kind of "settlement" -- subject to our Judge's approval, of course -- if for no other reason?
The Mud Children.

But alas; the human psychy is something to behold.
Working its *mysterious* ways with our financially ruined dear friend & compatriot, Mudboy Slim.

...as he suffers some mighty deep, deep denial. :o)

428 posted on 11/14/2002 9:06:09 AM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
MUD has NEVER settled or JustMovedOn, my cynical FRiend, and deep down you realize that, don't you?!

And it scares you.......

Dubious FReegards...MUD

429 posted on 11/14/2002 9:33:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: M. Thatcher; Jim Robinson; holdonnow; Clinton's a liar; Rush Limbaugh; Common Tator
Elton John's "Funeral Fer a FRiend!!"

I'm on it, folks...MUD

430 posted on 11/14/2002 9:37:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band; conservativemusician
"Funeral Fer a FRiend!!"
(To be sung to Elton John's "Funeral Fer a FRiend")

The roses in the window box have tilted to one side.
Everything about this house was born to grow and die.
It doesn't seem a year ago to this very day
You said, "I'm sorry, honey, if I don't change the pace,
I can't face another day.

refrain.
And love lies bleeding in my hand.
It kills me to think of you with another man.
I was playin' rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you so I split the band.
Love lies bleeding in my hand.

repeat I wonder if those changes have left a scar on you
Like all the burning hoops of fire that you and I are passing through?
You're a bluebird on a telegraph line, I hope you're happy now.
Well, if the wind of change comes down your way, girl,
You'll make it back somehow.

(to ref. )

SHEEEESH, my bad...all I've got is EJ's "Greatest Hits"...I'll need to run on up to BK's before I can FReep this...MUD

431 posted on 11/14/2002 9:44:42 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: conservativemusician; EdZep; Cyber-Band
AWESOME!!

FReegards...MUD

432 posted on 11/14/2002 9:47:59 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Snow Bunny; Landru; ArneFufkin; habs4ever; OldFriend; Rush Limbaugh; M. Thatcher; Luis Gonzalez; ...
Hey y'all, Limbaugh's GLOATING...Big-Time!!

Reckon I'll have vino con comida y gustarle a uno...MUD

433 posted on 11/14/2002 10:12:10 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"...the human psycho is something to behold."

Did you jist call me a "Psycho," dude?!

MUD

434 posted on 11/14/2002 10:14:59 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"Bill Moyers...believes the Bible is a myth"

I believe Bill Moyers is a myth...MUD

435 posted on 11/14/2002 10:16:14 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"*Prepare* yourself to become an astronaut, son."

Wouldn't that be a HOOt?!

FReegards...MUD

436 posted on 11/14/2002 10:17:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: stand watie
"...slap your own hand, MUD!"

Already did, my FRiend...MUD

437 posted on 11/14/2002 10:18:25 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cincinatus' Wife; AuntB; PhiKapMom; amom; Happygal; goldilucky; rintense; ohioWfan; KLT
"Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear."

Call me a Prude, but I sincerely believe that buggerin' the hired help is a bad thing...MUD

438 posted on 11/14/2002 10:22:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
you had reason.

free dixie,sw

439 posted on 11/14/2002 10:23:31 AM PST by stand watie
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To: stand watie
Often, I slap my own hand prior to turning on the 'puter, just so as to not waste time once I begin FReepin'.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

440 posted on 11/14/2002 10:30:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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