CNN: DC Police looking for 1990 Blue/Burgundy Chevy Ca price with NJ license plate # NDA-21Z

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[jern]

DC Police lookin gfor 1990 Chevy Caprice with NJ license plates

[BenLurkin]

"I don't care if it rains or freezes. . ."

[_Jim]

Any link to our thread about worst cars?

Hey! A '90 Caprice will stack up more than adequately against anything else for reliability and durability!

[Atlas Sneezed]

A 1990 Caprice is a cop car!

Has anyone accounted for the whereabouts of Lon Horiuchi?

[_Jim]

The 90 Caprice would have a market value of what, $300?

You would be surprised what Chevrolet's LAST big rear-wheel drive platform is worth ...

[justlurking]

Not to bright though, putting a supressor on a revolver.

Believe it or not, Dan Wesson made a revolver for a *cough* three-letter agency that included a suppressor. It was supposed to be used to assassinate Idi Amin, but the assassin was either apprehended or unsuccessful.

The barrel could be screwed down to close the gap between the cylinder and the barrel. It must have made that second shot difficult.

[_Jim]

A 1990 Caprice is a cop car!

Not when your granny drives it ...

[LibWhacker]

"Ode To My Car"

Here we go

Piece of ____ car
I got a piece of ____ car
That ____ pile of ____
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of ____
'Cause the shocks are ____ shot
And my seatbelt's ____ broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of ____ )

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big ____ crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of ____ )

(Piece of ____ car)
Piece of ____ car
(He's got a piece of ____ car)
It sucks royal ____
(That ____ pile of ____ )
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh ____ you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty ____ ____
(They can bite his ____ too)
And I got no ____ brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it ____ "
(You ____ piece of ____ )

(Piece of ____ car)
I got piece of ____ car
(He got a piece of ____ car)
Diesel gas sucks my ____
(That ____ pile of ____ )
That pile of metal ____
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the ____ did I do
What the ____ did I do
What the ____ did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh ____ me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always ____ stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the ____
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ____ coat hanger
(What a pain in his ____ )
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever ____ her
(He never ever gets da ____ )
Hey shut up
(Piece of ____ car)
You piece of ____ car

(You got a piece of ____ car)
You piece of ____ car
(Piece of ____ car)
Bald ____ tires
(You got a piece of ____ car)
No rearview ____ mirror
(Piece of ____ car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of ____ car)
____ rag for a gas cap
(Piece of ____ car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of ____ car)
(Piece of ____ car)
(You got a piece of ____ car)
(Piece of ____ car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of ____ car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of ____ car...)

[John Lenin]

Too funny. LOL

[MHGinTN]

With the 350 and, and ...

[_Jim]

I'd like to know if this model is common with Beltway cab companies, or even independents?

Most all of NY's Cab fleet of Chevys were GONE by '98 when I was up there ...

[_Jim]

... with the "Certified" speedometer with a 140 MPH top end ...

[Mr. Mojo]

Any link to our thread about worst cars?

The '77 - '90 Caprices were good cars, especially with the optional police package.

[glock rocks]

they're lookin for somebody named "John Mohammed"

yer typical red necked nra type...

[sheik yerbouty]

Patterson NJ must have at least 60000 Muslims, most of them Arabs. I believe Mohammed Atta lived there for a time.

[concerned about politics]

LEE MALBO (sp?)and JOHN MOHOMAD (sp?) (used to be John Willians).That's the name of the guys theyr're looking for right now.

[concerned about politics]

PS...They said something about a malitia training camp. Could be Muslim training camp? We know they were buying up land for training.

[alrea]

very funny work dennisw

[Alamo-Girl]

Yes! Ground Zero

[gura]

Would this be the "spotter" vehicle with the religious bumper sticker seen at the Home Depot?

-Scott in KC

[theDentist]

I just checked... it's not in my garage or driveway.