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NEWS FLASH: Bill McBride Counts to Five
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Posted on 10/30/2002 5:04:23 PM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl

NEWSFLASH:
Bill McBride Counts to Five

 

Florida gubernatorial candidate
Bill McBride (D-Litigation)
shocked onlookers today when he
successfully counted to five.
McBride accomplished the feat
on a dare from Governor Jebediah Bush (R-Denile).
A relieved McBride told reporters
that he could have gone to 10,
but he didn't want to remove his shoes and socks.



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1 posted on 10/30/2002 5:04:23 PM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: summer; floriduh voter; JulieRNR21; Goldwater Girl; PhiKapMom; Wait4Truth; redlipstick; ...
The author got Jeb's name and address wrong, but with today's press - even the BSNN press - why quibble with those small details when the author gets it half right. ;^D
Please let me know if you want on or off my "'til election day" Fla. ping list.
2 posted on 10/30/2002 5:12:26 PM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
FR is on a slowdown today and I noticed that my private email was gone. I lost some ping lists. Did you have any such problems? Anyway, McBride makes me sick.

I'm trying to land a ticket to see President Bush this Saturday night. Tomorrow's another day.

Did you hear Rush Limbaugh gave my theory on the Haitian boat on the radio today? Has Rush been lurking here again? LOL

3 posted on 10/30/2002 5:29:39 PM PST by floriduh voter
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
".......he could have gone to 10, but he didn't want to remove his shoes and socks."

Actually, the problem is he couldn't remove them with one hand.:)


4 posted on 10/30/2002 5:46:30 PM PST by windchime
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To: floriduh voter
Hey FL Voter(s), Please remember the ordeal the FL Supreme Court put us through in the 2000 presidential election. Now two of those judges are up for retention. Put an end to their legislating from the bench by rejecting Justices Harry Lee Anstead and Charles T. Wells.
5 posted on 10/30/2002 8:56:55 PM PST by TailspinJim
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To: floriduh voter
I don't have a clue what a "ping" is. It sounds like someone's fingernail touching a fine piece of crystal. Seems like a waste of time.... all this bumping and pinging. Does this have to do with 666 and devil worship?
6 posted on 10/30/2002 9:16:50 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
Question from the Press: "Mr. McTax, how many times will you raise taxes on Floridians in your first year, if elected Governor?"
7 posted on 10/31/2002 4:17:33 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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8 posted on 10/31/2002 4:41:33 AM PST by Joe Brower
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To: Cobra64
.... all this bumping and pinging. Does this have to do with 666 and devil worship?

Not at this website.

Thanks for the bump. (^:

9 posted on 10/31/2002 5:35:43 AM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: floriduh voter
Did you hear Rush Limbaugh gave my theory on the Haitian boat on the radio today?

Sure did. Yea, Rush! Haiti has been exploited by Dem. activists in Fla. for years. Gore's people put up Gore campaign posters in Haiti before election 2000...and Haitians can't vote in an American election (nor can dead people, most felons, comatose nursing home patients, residents of NY...). That cute little toddler in the pale dress was neat as a pin after eight days at sea.

If Jesse J. tries to incite a riot this time, maybe some brave, honorable minority student (preferable a woman who knows Jeb's real record) will slap him upside the head.

After Nov. 5th, we will discover the story behind the Haiti incident. Keywords: "Carrie Meeks",NAACP,"Congressional Black Caucus","Sister Jeanne O’Laughlin","Florida Immigrant Advocacy Center","Dina Paul Parks" (executive director of the National Coalition for Haitian Rights),"The Haitian-American Grassroots Coalition","Pan-American Coalition","Minority Development Incorporated"...


And then there was Bill Clinton's Haitian holiday. Under his administration, the USA sent about $3 billion to Port-au-Prince, along with 20,000 military people. The result was interesting. According to the Palm Beach Post, yearly per capita income in Haiti dropped from $260 in 1994 to $225 in 1999, Clinton's last year in office. As that great sage Hyman Roth said to Michael Corleone in "The Godfather Two": "The money never reached the island, Michael."

So where did it go? Did Hillary have some kind of cattle futures deal in Haiti? Was McAuliffe playing golf with some Ton Ton Macoute over there? The head of the General Accounting Office, David M. Walker, told me the government cannot account for much of the $3 billion allotted for Haiti.

So the next time you read in the New York Times that the government desperately needs more money and must raise taxes on "the rich," think about Yasser, Boris and Aristide of Haiti. Those guys love all that taxation. They are extremely grateful that you and I work so hard to earn money that the U.S. government sends to them.

Link.

10 posted on 10/31/2002 6:06:48 AM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
NEWS FLASH: Bill McBride Counts to Five

Was that when he was adding up 2+2......?

11 posted on 10/31/2002 6:08:04 AM PST by OXENinFLA
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To: OXENinFLA
Was that when he was adding up 2+2......?

Dear OXEN,

Shhh, he'll unleash his fellow FEA-NEA-DNC-AFL-NAACP-PFAW-AP-GANNETT PC bullies on you.

Signed, one of the "little people".

12 posted on 10/31/2002 7:00:37 AM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: windchime
You're too easy on him! Give 'em the real test- he won't stand a chance of passing. Have him try to count to 21- NAKED!!!
13 posted on 10/31/2002 11:10:38 AM PST by daylate-dollarshort
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To: Cobra64
Ping means that someone wanted to send a specific thread to you. A bump gives the thread a bump back up to the top of all the other threads. Some people bump and ping at the same time. I bump whomever sent me a thread in the first place and then I ping my pals at the same time.

If you're a Jeb supporter, for example, I could ping you over to my Governor Bush Prayer Thread for Strength and Unity. We have a prayer at #33 and some pretty pictures too. That's got about 80 posts on it right now.

Please reply if you want a ping to the prayer thread. That's all there is to it.

I'm seeing President Bush on Saturday night so I won't be bumping or pinging that night.

14 posted on 10/31/2002 11:18:29 AM PST by floriduh voter
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To: daylate-dollarshort; windchime
I'd like to propose amendment 12 to the Florida Constitution. DNA TESTING OF ALL ABSENTEE BALLOTS. Think I've got time to get it on the ballot?

Never mind, I thought I was in New Jersey or Minnesota for a minute there.

15 posted on 10/31/2002 11:20:39 AM PST by floriduh voter
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To: TailspinJim; kayak
Better safe than sorry. I'm voting NO on all the Judges including Anstead and Wells. Oh, now McBride wants the Haitians to be granted asylum. He's playing the race card today. Gee, he's moved on from counting to five. Now he's counting Haitians and NOT FOLLOWING THE RULE OF LAW.

So, how much money did MacAuliffe pay Haiti's president to set the boat asail from Haiti?

My other point is that the people jumping off the boat were dressed very well as if they could go to a precinct and blend in with the rest of us

Hi, Kayak, I merged my ping list with phikapmom so hopefully, you're on that list. I thought of you a few minutes ago. Thanks for teaching me how to do pictures here. FV

16 posted on 10/31/2002 11:25:20 AM PST by floriduh voter
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; cake_crumb; Joe Brower; davidosborne; PhiKapMom; 3D-JOY; windchime; ...
Linda Vester quoted MacAuliffe stating that "he's gonna take out one Bush at a time." Isn't that evil?

Furthermore, we all know he doesn't mean by LEGAL MEANS.

17 posted on 10/31/2002 11:28:02 AM PST by floriduh voter
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To: floriduh voter
Sounds like a threat to me ...... maybe the SS should check him out.

Btw, I heard that they asked McBride if he could count higher ...... and he replied that he certainly could ..... as he raised his hand over his head.

18 posted on 10/31/2002 11:34:42 AM PST by kayak
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To: floriduh voter
Linda Vester quoted MacAuliffe stating that "he's gonna take out one Bush at a time." Isn't that evil?

It's most certainly beyond "meanspirited". Did Linda Vester ask him about the comments from his fellow Dems., that Terry's finished if they don't pick up seats on Tues.? "We'll sell our souls to Satan himself if he helps us win." (paraphrasing) (^:

19 posted on 10/31/2002 11:36:51 AM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
Bill McBride Counts to Five...

Three, sire!

20 posted on 10/31/2002 11:47:36 AM PST by alancarp
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