Come January, Jefford's must move. Lott assigns office

Novenber 6, 2002 | Self

[VRWC_minion]

The senate offices will be reallocated according to majority party and seniority by the majority party. Inside Freeper sources were able to smuggle a photo of Jefford's new office digs from Lott's desk.

[bcoffey]

He's gonna have to fight Hillary for it before he gets it! :)

[Tacis]

Senator Smith to Senator Jeffords: "Sure, you can use changing sides to your own personal, great advantage. Just go with the ones that give the best deal. I went independent and they gave me a great committee assignment to get me back. Now, I'm on easy street. What's the worst that could happen? The Republicans will treat you like a prince to get you back, the democrats will treat you like a prince to keep you. We both have really got it made!!"

[f.Christian]

Oh BEAST* train/Bridge crashing LOUDER
Crash on the BEAST train/Bridge
Come on crashing BEAST train/Bridge
Yes, BEAST train/Bridge crashing HARDER


"losers jump off the BEAST train"
"losers crunch on the BEAST train!"

Oh BEAST* train crashing LOUDER
Crash on the BEAST train
Come on crashing BEAST train
Yes, BEAST train/Bridge crashing HARDER

* peace train...cat stevens

[Willie Green]

Gop wary of Chafee Defection

Would Traitor Lott jump ship as well?

[LisaFab]

Very, very good.

[martin_fierro]

That looks an awful lot like the Clintoon Liebrary. <|:)~

[Intolerant in NJ]

I vote for a barge in the Potomac - he could row back and forth every day........

[Billy_bob_bob]

No it doesn't!

The Clinton Library is a TWO holer.

So there!

[Kenton]

Isn't that Bill Clinton's boyhood home?

[bert]

The Clinton Library is a TWO holer.....

It will be a urinal. I hope to be there when it opens to try it out. I hope many others will be there also to provide a demonstration of total contempt.

[FatherOfLiberty]

It will be a urinal.

Correction: It will be a sink.

[hgro]

This is too luxurious. He should be assigned the third hole in the privy with hill and bill betting the other two (the ones with no paper).

[Gumlegs]

Word has just come in that Senator Jeffords's new office will be in the Mare Serenitatis district.

[VRWC_minion]

I don't think the senate subway goes that far.

[MissBaby]

I think you are dreaming. Lott will be Mr. Nice and let Jeffords have his pick of office space as a concilatory jesture. Mr. Compromise will not want to look mean and spiteful.

I really believe this.

[bert]

"It will be a urinal."

"Correction: It will be a sink."

Please enlighten me as to your meaning..... a sink is a place for abolutions, cleansing. It is a hole or depression in the ground. It is a receptor for undesirable heat.

I think the liebrary will literally be a urinal because I intend to drive the 700 miles to Little Rock and diddle all over the carpets or at least the steps. The stench will be there and it will be real.

[bert]

Lott will be Mr. Nice

Nichols will not! Nichols intends to be the majority leader.

[MHT]

I had heard that Sen Reid's wife had barged in on a meeting between Senator Nichols and a constituent in 2000 when the leadership went Dem. It seemed that the office "needed" to be redecorated for her "new leadership" husband and this was the only time the decorator could measure for new drapes. Such audacity!

Hope Reid's drapes fit his new office!

[Gumlegs]

I don't think the senate subway goes that far.

Nor do we want it to. Especially after Mr. Jeffords moves into his new office.