Illegal Immigrants: We Must Help Them! Ban All Privacy and Clothing!

S.B.S.S. [South Boston Sheep Squad] ^ | Arthur Wildfire! March

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

The recruitment strategy is to find people age 18 or older on the ICQ White Pages. Last I heard, ICQ has 150 million people.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

The frog cooks slowly in the pot. My intention is to lead a wacko lunatic movement that doesn't take itself too seriously, but turns that heater up enough to wake up that sleeping frog.

[contessa machiaveli]

that could be fun, most people are so stupid they won't realize it's tongue in cheek.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

LOL! People too stupid to know it's satirical? I'll take that chance. =]

[NewRomeTacitus]

First I thought this was a secret list of objectives from the Pro-Immigration Attorney Coalition. Then I got to the beer-station part and was convinced it was a letter from Ted Kennedy to the other pro-immigration Democrats. Not until I reached the section an banning clothing did Slick Willie's hand reveal itself. (shaking head) Those guys...

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

This is grass roots loco weed! Please join us, the South Boston Sheep Squad, in these noble causes! If DC wants insanity, we will help them along!

[F.J. Mitchell]

In the name of fairness, any Border Guard who rolls a "7" of his/her own, the hard way, should be immune from the Aliens law suit.

[weikel]

We need every clown, every wisemheimer

Boston flashed the big W into the air again. Never fear Weikman is here.

[B4Ranch]

Can You Help America?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I'm beginning to form a small, local ICQ network. The seeds are germinating. I also started a more serious brother movement: The South Boston FReep Squad.

[Orion]

First I thought this was a secret list of objectives from the Pro-Immigration Attorney Coalition. Then I got to the beer-station part and was convinced it was a letter from Ted Kennedy to the other pro-immigration Democrats. Not until I reached the section an banning clothing did Slick Willie's hand reveal itself. (shaking head) Those guys...

Actually, I was wondering what position on this humor-post would be opposed by the GWB Administration. I doubt anything would be opposed by them. Lots of illegals and no privacy are two priorities of modern Republicanism.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

The South Boston Sheep Squad is cutting edge. Actually, this is not entirely humor. I intend to carry this plan out and get local newspaper coverage. One day, I plan on having a satirical group make these demands in DC. If that doesn't get people to stop and think, nothing will.

[alpowolf]

You're going to get some grief from the Bush-bots, for making fun of their War on Privacy.

[maxwell]

Quintuple taxes in Virginia??! Man, are you crazy? Do you know how many politicians around here would JUMP on that like x42 on the last Krispy Kreme???

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

They are too busy laughing at me. =]

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Actually, it was a demand to double taxes. We, the South Boston Sheep Squad, aren't crazy. It's the bonds we want quintipled.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

As you well know, many men would gladly pay double taxes if clothing were banned.