SOME BASIC TENETS OF THE 21st CENTURY LIBERAL

Self | 12/12/2002 | TheGrimReaper

[Pagey]

Everyone should get off the endless Trent Lott threads and post here!

[TheGrimReaper]

Good one!
Keep 'em coming, and eventually we'll have the complete encyclopedia of liberal buffoonery.

[Pagey]

"Liberal is easy because you are covered with true no fault insurance with no premiums -- whatever happens is never your fault."

[Pagey]

"Being a Liberal is easy because the government can think for me so I don't have to get a headache."
I've dropped that on my liberal co-workers many times over the years. LOL

[RightJustified]

You must believe that cultural elites and educrats should lecture parents about the need to communicate with their kids about sex, then turn around and oppose parent-child communication when it involves parental notification requirements before someones 13 year-old daughter seeks an abortion.

[Pagey]

Throw this spear at a Liberal when you've heard just enough drivel spouted from their human frame!

"Being a Liberal is easy because wanting to appear compassionate and likeable is easier than defending moral absolutes and taking a stand".

OUCH!!!

[Pagey]

I saved this quote from 'The Federalist' a few years ago:

"Liberalism is easy because 'at its vile root are abrogation of personal responsibility and the repudiation of self-abnegation' undertaken for any reason, no matter how noble. If there is no inherent value in self-abnegation, then any act that does not directly contribute to one's self-interest may be portrayed as irrational. If there is no personal responsibility for one's actions, then any self-interested act may be justified."

[Richard Kimball]

Excellent... now, tell me again why we still have US troops in Bosnia?? Is it because the Europeans are too lazy and useless to clean their own back yard?

World War II sucked all life out of Europe. The current Europeans will,for the most part, cease to exist as races within a hundred years. Clean up their own back yard? Engage in defense? You've got to be kidding. They're too lazy to even reproduce any more.

[RightJustified]

You believe that no horror can be greater than the 6 million Jews killed during the holocaust, which you attribute to right-wing intolerance and nationalistic impulses; but you remain unconscionably silent about the 100 million slaughtered (many who were Russian Jews) by Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot due to the leftist impulse of radical egalitarianism run amok.

[RightJustified]

You must believe that it's more important for children to learn "self-esteem" than to learn "self-control."

You must believe that happiness and "feeling" good takes priority over actually "doing" good.

[TheGrimReaper]

Thanks, good point.

BTW, Lieutenant Gerard is still looking for you.

[Gabz]

You must believe that workers are FORCED to work in places they don't like and so you have to protect them for their own good.

[Just another Joe]

Rights for me but not for thee.

[TheGrimReaper]

Geeze... just when I had almost forgotten about OSHA....

[johnb838]

You believe that no horror can be greater than the 6 million Jews killed during the holocaust, but you believe that for Israel to defend herself against palestinian aggression is Zionism which equates to racism and nazism.

[RightJustified]

SOME BASIC TENETS OF THE 21st CENTURY LIBERAL

You must believe that minority members scores on IQ tests, SATs, etc...should never be used for hiring and college placement decisions, since they are "racially and culturally biased"; but these very same tests scores become completly valid measurements when death row inmates want to prove they were too incompetent to know right from wrong.

[TheGrimReaper]

I like it. OK, actually I hate it, but it's true nonetheless.

[FBD]

You believe that if an actor plays a President on TV, that qualifies him as an expert on foreign affairs.

[MeekOneGOP]

 You must recognize the death of a liberal candidate as a golden opportunity to hold a "memorial service" and get hours of free media coverage, while the service morphs into a screaming, drooling partisan political rally for the illegal replacement candidate. You must also insist that the conservative opponent immediately cease and desist from any and all campaign activity for at least one week.

[MeekOneGOP]

 You must believe that the judgement of the United Nations is superior to that of a Republican President, and that said President should abdicate U.S. sovereignty to the U.N. on all foreign policy matters.