Posted on 12/13/2002 12:26:55 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")
RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!
MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!
Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!
Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"
Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!
Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!
It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!
Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo
FReegards...MUD
Take it a step further and propose all income taxes be voluntary by 2020, with the caveat that we can say where our taxes go...all mine will go to the military, BTW!!
FReegards...MUD
Never...MUD
Won't happen within my sphere of influence...MUD
There ye go again, turning me off me supper! *LOL*
FReegards...MUD
DOH!!
MUD
Someday, yes...March 1, 2003....NO!!
FReegards...MUD
I dunno, we have our own share of freak-azoids. We call them The French! *L*
Uggghhh...the French!! Don't git me started...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
"Jan. 15 — In the far north of North Korea, in remote locations not far from the borders with China and Russia, a gulag not unlike the worst labor camps built by Mao and Stalin in the last century holds some 200,000 men, women and children accused of political crimes. A month-long investigation by NBC News, including interviews with former prisoners, guards and U.S. and South Korean officials, revealed the horrifying conditions these people must endure — conditions that shock even those North Koreans accustomed to the near-famine conditions of Kim Jong Il’s realm. “IT’S ONE of the worst, if not the worst situation — human rights abuse situation — in the world today,” said Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan."
The RATs think this means we should let Sodom finish his Nukes...MUD
"Jan. 15 — In the far north of North Korea, in remote locations not far from the borders with China and Russia, a gulag not unlike the worst labor camps built by Mao and Stalin in the last century holds some 200,000 men, women and children accused of political crimes. A month-long investigation by NBC News, including interviews with former prisoners, guards and U.S. and South Korean officials, revealed the horrifying conditions these people must endure — conditions that shock even those North Koreans accustomed to the near-famine conditions of Kim Jong Il’s realm. “IT’S ONE of the worst, if not the worst situation — human rights abuse situation — in the world today,” said Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan."
The RATs think this means we should let Sodom finish his Nukes...MUD
Riff:
(e) |-----0-------0-------0-----0-----|
(B) |---5-------5-------5-----4---4---|
(G) |-6-----7-------6-------4-------4-|
(D) |---------------------------------|
(A) |---------------------------------|
(E) |---------------------------------|
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
[Riff Twice] Hey!
[F#m] Jenny, [D] Jenny, [A] who can I [B] turn to? [F#m] [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] You give me [D] something [A] I can hold [B] on to. [F#m] [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] I know you [D] think I'm [A] like the [B] others be[F#m]fore [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] Who saw your [D] name and [A] number [B] on the [F#m] wall. [D] [A] [B]
[E] Jenny, I [D] got your [A] number;
[E] I need to [A] make you [D] mine.
[E] Jenny, don't [D] change your [A] number,
[F#m] 8 6 [D] 7 - 5 [A] 3 0 [B] 9. [F#m] [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] Jenny, [D] Jenny, [A] you're the girl [B] for me. [F#m] [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] You don't [D] know me but you [A] make me so [B] happy. [F#m] [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] I tried to [D] call you be[A]fore but I [B] lost my [F#m] nerve. [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] I tried my i[D]magi[A]nation, but [B] I was dis[F#m]turbed. [D] [A] [B]
Chorus
I [C#m] got it, I [E] got it,
[F#m] I got your [A] number off the [B] wall.
[F#m] For a good time, for a [A] good time [B] call.
[Riff Twice] Hey!
[E] Jenny, don't [D] change your [A] number;
[E] I need to [A] make you [D] mine.
[E] Jenny, I [D] called your [A] number,
[F#m] 8 6 [D] 7 - 5 [A] 3 0 [B] 9. [F#m] [D] [A] [B]
[F#m] Jenny, [D] Jenny, [A] who can I [B] turn to? [F#m] [D] [A] [B]
For the [F#m] price of a [D] dime I can [A] always [B] turn to [F#m] you.[D] [A] [B]
Oh yeah...this song rocks LIVE!!!
FReegards...MUD
"Inmates are used as human guinea pigs for testing biological and chemical agents, according to both former inmates and U.S. officials."
If Bill Clinton wants to improve his Legacy as POTUS, he oughtta fess up to all his Rapings, all his Mass-Murderings, and all his TREASON, then accept life imprisonment and volunteer to be used as a "human guinea pig" until the day he dies a lonely death on a concrete prison floor!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
"Sheeple Gotzta Be FRee"
(To be sung to The Rascals' "People Got To Be Free")
All the World over, it's so easy to see...
Sheeple ev'rywhere just wanna be FRee!
Listen here, listen 'bout Ol' Slick's TYRANNY...
DETHRONE THE TYRANT...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Folks must see-ee...what a lovely, lovely World this could be...
If everyone learned to FReep Slick Willie! Unh hunh...
Seems that he...sold us out, sold our Security!!
Ohh, how can you and me really ever trust Ol' Bubba?!
Now...help me now!!
All the World over, good folks yearn to be FRee...
People in this Country don't need squat from DemFreaks!!
We must now demand it...screw the folks in DeeCee...
People really care...you must believe me!!
"If there's a Man, whose down and needs a helpin' hand...
All it takes is YOU to understand and pull him thru. Ahh ah ah...
Seems to me...we gotta solve it individually...
And I'll do unto you what you do fer me!!"
Buh-uh-uh-ut...
I'll be shoutin' from the Mountains or out to Sea...
Don't you worry 'bout it...Sheeple gotzta be FRee!!
Ask me my opinion...'bout impris'nin Willie...
Folks, Slick's a Vile Bastard, don't deserve to be FRee!!
Get RIGHT on board, now...
Oh, what a feelin'...won'tcha come on and FReep!!
Gonna move some mountains...make'em hear in DeeCee!
All patriots say come on and go see...
Sheeple are awakening...Good Folks, MARCH ON DEECEE!!
See that train over there...
That's the Train of FReedom!!
Slick'll soon take a dive...any minute now...
You know it's been a long...long overdue!
Look Out, US FReepers're comin' right on thru...
Mudboy Slim
3 Posted on 09/02/1999 23:58:33 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Heh heh heh...MUD
Yep...every American should have the right to OPT OUT of Social Security if they believe they can invest that 7.5% better than the Federal Leviathan. I'll never see a penny of Social Security--I KNOW THAT--so I'd like to quit paying into something I'll never see. 7.5% of my salary fer the next 20 years, invested aggressively but prudently, would yeild me and my heirs a nice little nest egg!! Why won't the Federal Government allow me to be self-sufficient?!
FReegards...MUD
Welcome to FR.com, Newbie...MUD
BTW...wonder how hard it would be to post namechange histories so that folks can tell if a newbie's really a newbie?
No I'm no angel, No I'm no stranger to the street
I`ve got my label, So I won't crumble at your feet
And I know baby, So I've got scars upon my cheek
And I'm half crazy, Come on and love me baby
So you find me hard to handle, well I'm easier to hold
So you like my spurs that jingle and I never leave you cold
So I might steal your diamonds I'll bring you back some gold
I'm no angel
No I'm no angel, No I'm no stranger to the dark
Let me rock your cradle, Let me start a fire with your spark
Oh come on baby, Come and let me show you my tatoo
Let me drive you crazy, Come on and love me baby
So you don't give a darn about me, I never treat you bad
I won't ever lift a hand to hurt you & I'll always leave you glad
So I might steal your diamonds I'll bring you back some gold
I'm no angel
LEAD
No I'm no angel, No I'm no stranger to the dark
Let me rock your cradle, Let me start a fire with your spark
Oh come on baby, Come and let me show you my tatoo
Let me drive you crazy, Come on and love me baby
Pre...MUD
And here I was thinkin' you've been holdin' on to my optical-enhancement device just so you could say to one of the unwashed..."Ya'll wouldn't hit a man wearin' spectacles, would ya?"
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