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Demi Dating Bill Clinton [Ex-POTUS Flacks Float Trial Baloon for Separation from Hillary in 2003]
The Australian 'New Idea' Publication ^ | Monday December 16, 2002 (Australian Time) | Staff Report

Posted on 12/15/2002 9:04:38 AM PST by ewing

Whispers from the Bill and Hillary Clinton camp suggests that Bill intends to seperate from his long suffering wife after the new year.

But bitter Action Hero Movie Star Bruce Willis is determined that the former POTUS will get nowhere will his former wife and mother of his children.

'Bruce has done his reasearch,' an aide says, 'He would have made a most excellent private detective.'

He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient enough in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi.'

He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

But Demi, stunning as ever at 40 years of age [filming Charlies Angels 2] after a 1.2 million dollar makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce Willis has branded 'The Silver Fox.'


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: New York
KEYWORDS: brucewillis; demigimmemoore; herheinous; official; queenhillsi; thetoon; trialballoon; yippeekaiaye
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To: blackbart1
She moved out on him years ago, even before he left Office.

They are business partners, and married in name only. They will NEVER divorce. What more would it take?

Bill can have his glamorous girl-friends, but he always comes home to Hillary. She rules.

sw

21 posted on 12/15/2002 9:31:11 AM PST by spectre
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To: sauropod
Bubba appears to be moving up the Hollyweird food chain...
22 posted on 12/15/2002 9:34:38 AM PST by ewing
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To: Bluntpoint
Trial baloon that is trying to get off the ground with cold air.

Does anyone really think the bent one is going to give up a chance to be back in the WH?

He likes his current position and only wants to spread his STDs as wide as possible.
23 posted on 12/15/2002 9:35:30 AM PST by dalereed
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To: ewing
Is it just me, or does that page work?
24 posted on 12/15/2002 9:36:58 AM PST by Jael
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To: spectre
I dont know.. you think Bubba wants to come back to Her Henious after getting some of this action??


25 posted on 12/15/2002 9:37:07 AM PST by ewing
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To: Jael
Someone posted it on another thread too, takes a while to load.
26 posted on 12/15/2002 9:38:26 AM PST by ewing
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To: ewing
Make that the "fast-food chain."
27 posted on 12/15/2002 9:38:42 AM PST by sauropod
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To: ewing
I'd provide a picture, but the tite THE Silver Fox belonged to my 1987 VW Fox. I couldn't even bear to sell it. I gave it away to the Salvation Army. Clinton can be THE Fat Walrus.
28 posted on 12/15/2002 9:38:50 AM PST by BradyLS
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To: ewing
Bab's ain't gonna be happy!


29 posted on 12/15/2002 9:39:46 AM PST by geedee
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To: ewing
He told me: 'Clinton is a bigger womanizer than JFK ever was.'

NO! Really?!? I hadn't clue! Those PI's get to the bottom of everything!

30 posted on 12/15/2002 9:41:34 AM PST by BradyLS
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To: dalereed
"Trial baloon that is trying to get off the ground with cold air. "

A trial ballon, size small, bent, ribbed with a resevoir tip.
31 posted on 12/15/2002 9:43:17 AM PST by Bluntpoint
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To: ewing
Is she hanging around a "Hot Dog on a Stick" booth?
32 posted on 12/15/2002 9:47:01 AM PST by ErnBatavia
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To: ewing
Hillary can snuggle up with her good buddy Little Tommy Dashole.

And Tommy better make sure Hillary never takes the female-superior position.

33 posted on 12/15/2002 9:47:03 AM PST by Cobra64
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To: ewing
Bruce - you're one of my all time favorites. Sure, dimwit looks good, but anyone that would even think of having lunch with that piece of d*gsh!t isn't worth it.

But if you go ahead and stop dimwit from making an a$$ out of herself, please make sure the world knows you humiliated Boy Bill. Make sure it's an 'in your face' type of thing.

Thanks

34 posted on 12/15/2002 9:48:12 AM PST by Paulie
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To: ewing

35 posted on 12/15/2002 9:50:41 AM PST by ErnBatavia
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To: ewing
How dare he denigrate the memory of Charlie Rich!!!!!!!!!!!
36 posted on 12/15/2002 9:51:03 AM PST by chasio649
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To: ewing
Demi must use a blindfold when she is with the former liar-in-chief. He is about the grossest looking thing alive.
37 posted on 12/15/2002 9:52:49 AM PST by For the Unborn
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To: ErnBatavia
Demi: "Do these come on a bent stick?"
38 posted on 12/15/2002 9:53:14 AM PST by Bluntpoint
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To: Rocko
We need to help Bruce. You don't think he'd really want to hurt badly a pervert who got near his kids, do you? We wouldn't want to see that.
39 posted on 12/15/2002 9:54:16 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: blackbart1
I find it difficult to believe that they would split up. Hillary wants the White House in '04 or, more probably, '08. Bill wouldn't miss the opportunity to return to that house as co-president. They have a business arrangement that's all about power and money. Isn't it interesting that, when they first came to D.C., they moaned that they had never owned their own home, that they didn't have much money. Now, two lush homes, etc. Isn't it amazing how far one can stretch the presidential salary. By the way, where are their books?
40 posted on 12/15/2002 9:55:25 AM PST by NYDave
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