[Happygal]

That plastic Jesus don't slip or slide,
Coz his ass is magnetised,
Sitting on the dashboard of my car! ;-)

[AnAmericanMother]

If I weave around at night,
And the Police think I'm tight,
They never find my bottle - though they ask.
Plastic Jesus shelters me,
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask.

Plastic Jesus! Plastic Jesus,
Riding on the dashboard of my car ...
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb -
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar.

Our rector actually preached a SERMON on this song once (our rector can't sing. We have threatened to throw an altar cloth over him on occasion.)

[Kenny Bunk]

He'll Protect me Like No Other,
Lest it be His Blessed Mother,
Ridin' up there on the dashboard of my car.

[Hot Tabasco]

and I don't care if it snows or blows
Jesus has magnetic toes
sittin on the dashboard of my car.....