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LOTT STANDS IN FRONT OF CAPITOL WITH 'KICK ME' SIGN
BOROWITZ report.com ^ | December 17, 2002 | ANDY BOROWITZ

Posted on 12/17/2002 6:24:48 PM PST by Come And Take It

Last-Ditch Attempt to Save Leadership Job

Embattled Senator Trent Lott (R-Miss.) stood in front of the Capitol building in Washington, D.C. today with a "KICK ME" sign attached to his trousers and invited passers-by to take their turns kicking him in the ass.

Senator Lott's wearing of the "KICK ME" sign represents a significant upping of the ante in his ongoing campaign to show contrition for the unfortunate remarks he made at Senator Strom Thurmond's recent one hundredth birthday party.

By inviting members of the public to kick his ass, Senator Lott may be setting an historic precedent in American political life, says historian David McAllister of the University of Minnesota.

"When Richard Nixon lost the California gubernatorial race in 1962, he told the press that they wouldn't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore," Mr. McAllister says. "But that's a far cry from standing in front of the Capitol and asking people to kick your ass – just the opposite, in fact."

After several passers-by took Senator Lott up on his offer and did, in fact, kick his ass, he drove to the studios of the Food Network, the only cable television outlet where he had yet to make a humiliating apology.

Senator Lott appeared on the popular program "Follow That Food" and apologized profusely for his remarks throughout the broadcast.

At the conclusion of the program, Senator Lott finished preparing a garlic-staked leg of lamb with a salad of mixed greens, after which he asked host and celebrity chef Gordon Elliot to kick his ass.



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Mississippi
KEYWORDS: panderingscumbag; rino

1 posted on 12/17/2002 6:24:48 PM PST by Come And Take It
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To: Come And Take It
BUmp for future read!
2 posted on 12/17/2002 6:36:43 PM PST by Inspectorette
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To: Come And Take It
"At the conclusion of the program, Senator Lott finished preparing a garlic-staked leg of lamb with a salad of mixed greens, after which he asked host and celebrity chef Gordon Elliot to kick his ass."

Was this before or after he endorsed the Emancipation Proclamation, and more importantly, did he request a live audience of Rainbow Push members during the food program and invite them to throw fruits and vegetables at him?? And invite THEM to take turns kicking his a$$?

After all, it's the very LEAST he can do, and if he DIDN'T do it...well that's just racist.

3 posted on 12/17/2002 6:38:09 PM PST by cake_crumb
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To: Come And Take It
What's all the brown stuff all around Lott's lips for?
4 posted on 12/17/2002 6:42:02 PM PST by Sparta
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To: Come And Take It
Hilarious. Thanks for posting.
5 posted on 12/17/2002 6:54:07 PM PST by speedy
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To: Sparta
Lott is now a disgrace and a total joke. Can he debase himself any more? He has got to go, and the quicker the better.
6 posted on 12/17/2002 7:40:12 PM PST by MarkM
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