[boris]

Looks like tinfoil is out--Velostat is in!

[kcar]

Very informative. Can you make a Velostat diaper in case the hat falls off?

[DainBramage]

What if you are presently abducted, is there anything to stop them from laughing at ou in the shower?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hold muh beer...

[PoorMuttly]

A clever attempt, Ming. But you'll only catch impressionable Newbies with such an insidious ploy. We remember our dear departed colleagues, and the feeble cover story JimRob concocted, to cover their disappearance. Until all this tinfoil STOPS working, one would be a fool to go unprotected.

Have you or your sister been bitten by a cheesemoose lately ? All sorts of alien organisms can enter a person that way. I suggest exposing yourself to extensive Hatt-Baby treatments, and taking a long shower. I'm series.

"Kenneth" probably changed the frequency again, and your security envelope has been breached. There is a vast left-field conspiracy out there, y'know.

[VRW Conspirator]

All your thought belong to us.

[pabianice]

Too late.

[RippleFire]

BUMP

[Ronin]

They'll never get me... never... NEVER....

Oh No!!!!!!! [img]http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/smilies2/veryfirst.gif[/img]

[Moosefart]

[Quix]

What a service to mankind . . .

and tinfoil hat attackers.

Actually, according to the one book I've seen on the subject of resisting abductions, fierce anger INSTANTLY wound up followed by angry and stern commands for them to get lost etc. work well IF INSTANTLY entered into at FIRST HINT or INTUITION of an impending abduction.

And, there are plenty of stories of folk saying things like: AWAY FROM ME, IN THE NAME OF JESUS. LEAVE ME AND MY HOUSEHOLD ALONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS. I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS. I ACCEPT ONLY THAT WHICH COMES THROUGH THE BLOOD AND CROSS OF JESUS CHRIST. YOU HAVE NO PLACE IN ME AND NO RIGHT TO ME OR MY HOUSEHOLD IN THE NAME OF JESUS. LEAVE US AND NEVER RETURN, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

Of course, you might find eventually that you needed to HAVE A RELATIONSHIP--AN AUTHENTIC, DAILY MAINTAINED DIALOGUE AND RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIST to be able to convincingly invoke His Name.

But hey, it's a complex world. If you want to play games with critters that go THUNK in the night as they probe, whack, stick, cut and take samples from your body--help yourself--on your nickel and your responsibility.

But IF you ever decide you've had enough with such games, there are evidently strategies you can successfully use to resist such.

T Snodgrass finally published his doc on evil vs good UFO's. It was disappointingly brief. His main point was that good UFO's to not glorify man but instead glorify, lift up God. Bad UFO's do the opposite at least to some degree.

I think you can also ask who Jesus was. If they subtract any from His deity; if they avoid acknowledging that He came in the flesh; died on the cross; was buried and bodily rose again and ascended to The Father to make intercession for thos who believe in Him . . . if they can't acknowledge that convincingly--avoid the hazardous critters by all means.

Anyway--what a fun little post. The tinfoil hat attackers probably needed a Christmas present to rail at. Let the rants begin.

[mrsmith]

The Benevolent Alien-Terrestial Society wants to assure everyone this is just a coincidence:

'Velostat' anagram: 'Save Lott'.

B.A.T.S. is a non-partisan organization, and we take no positions on internal planetary politics.

[cgbg]

I know I have one of these things in my Y2K supplies somewhere. Maybe it is in that big box in the garage.... ;-)

[muir_redwoods]

I don't for a minute believe anybody is being abducted by aliens or by the US government posing as aliens for that matter. What I do believe is that there is a widespread form of paranoia manifesting itself with bizarre delusions about abduction. The really facinating thing about this delusion is the detail reported and the similarities in the detail.

For many years various researchers have been amassing the psychological records of people claiming abduction and they have very similar reports, respond the same way to trick questions and very frequently have some sort of childhood abuse in their backgroud.

There's more to this in the way of mental illness than just being deluded or seeking attention.

[Aracelis]

Something fun to do with your Christmas evening!

[uglybiker]

Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them.

But what if the microchip is implanted in your butt? They'll still be able to find you!!

You might need more coverage.

[Quix]

Don't know how many are interested in this sort of doc.

But . . . if you've been abducted, or think you might be, I suppose it could be of interest. Anyway--your choice.

Best of New Year to you. It will likely be even more dramatic than the last two years.

[dighton]

;-)

[McGruff]

This sounds series!

[Eternal_Bear]

Have you wondered why we have no plans to go back to the Moon or go to Mars? The ET's told us we were grounded till we learn to behave ourselves.(yuck, yuck, yuck)