You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

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[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

All of your family portraits are in the computer room

You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.

Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like.

When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your spouse is the only one that thinks it’s funny.

Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled “Freaks Of The Day Pics” and you know what that means.

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.

You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.

That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush

Your Spouses “To Do” List:

Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic

You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.

[EternalVigilance]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

....you have to do a 'Search' to find out where they are at!

[chance33_98]

Ping for fun!

[bird humming]

Every day I say to spouse: "I just read this article about BLAHBLAH & it said BLAHBLAH." I never read newspapers. He knows the article was on FR. My Newspaper of Record. :)

[RightOnline]

"...at my house that also means fighting over who gets control of the mouse while eating!"

LOL........not here. We have a four-node wireless network here in the house sharing a VERY high speed connection.....and all systems around the 2GHz P4 level with a gig of memory or so. Smokin'......and no fighting over who gets the computer / Internet. HIGHLY recommend it.:)

[MadIvan]

You know you are DATING a Freeper when he calls you (or text messages you) when you are out clubbing with your girlfriends to tell you the latest breaking news! :-)

And you're dating a Freeprette when she's glad to receive it. ;)

Love, Ivan

[Revolting cat!]

He corrects the spelling on his childrens' homework from "Hitler" to "Hitlery"!

[gitmo]

You know you're a Freeper when ...

Your boss reads your report and asks what </sarcasm> means.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

...he quotes part of everything you say when replying to you.

...when you're fighting, and he tries to say something nasty, it comes out 'Comment removed by moderator'.

...in restaurants, after the chocolate mousse is described by the waiter, he asks if it comes with cheese.

[f.Christian]

The 'born loser' last week . . .

'remaking classic movies dear' - - -

"I don't want to hear about it"

(( hand up in the air like a traffic cop ))

in an instant I saw myself . . .

arm up // down in the air . . . waving - - - exxxtra pt good ! ! !

"what they should do is take some lousy old movie and remake into something good!"

Everyone leaves the room ! ! !

[Brytani]

I told my husband last night I needed to talk to him that it was "series" he cracked up laughing.

Nothing like two member Freeper households.

[patton]

Personally, I have to watch what I say - Hitlery, etc, seem so natural.

[NWOhioGirl7O7]

Great post.(and I am "busted" too! ha ha)

I take my year and a half old grandson to my stand up poster of Pres Bush, and am teaching him to say, " I love George Bush."

ps...my 8x10 of Pres Bush is in my bedroom!

*salute!*

[Katya]

Your spouse calls you with a "turn Rush on now" alert, and you don't understand the fuss, because it's already old news.

It's 12:05 PM Eastern Standard time, do you know where your spouse is?
Attempting to finish reading all of the next days news that Kattracks and John Huang II are fighting to post first.

[chance33_98]

Attempting to finish reading all of the next days news that Kattracks and John Huang II are fighting to post first.

I think those guys must work night shift like I do. Between the three of us posting all night I am surprised there is any news left for the day crew :) We have the world covered from dusk til dawn.

[Katya]

Sorry to have left you off my list Chance, I can only make up excuses till about 12:20PM and then I have to log off..(spouse gets grumpy with my news addiction). What the three of you do all night is now legendary.

[perfect stranger]

[LadyShallott]

That's me, red hair and all :)

[Uncle George]

You know he's a FREEPER when he first sees the morning news he says "THEY JUST DON'T GET IT YET".

[ladyinred]

LOL! I must say some of your list rings true to me! Have you been peeking? :-)

[chance33_98]

You know he's a FREEPER when he first sees the morning news he says "THEY JUST DON'T GET IT YET".

I think she gets tired of hearing me say that :) BTW all she FINALLY has her profile page up and running ;) (Shameless plug for the wife)