Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

FBD=FormerlyBrainwashedDemocrat

My ol' man sent me this...

"An Open Letter to the EX-POTUS!!"

Dear Mr. EX-President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends".

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners".

However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center.

This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY, A U.S. Citizen

P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.

[iceskater]

"Sultan88 asked me in a post if I was Landru"

That's on account of you showin' up jist 'bout the time Ol' Landru ran into his contract squabbles...MUD

Well, I still maintain that MUD and Landru are the same person. I haven't seen them both in the same room at the same time yet! And Sultan pointed out the economic advantages with my conjecture - relating to losing some bets....

[iceskater]

You go girl! Let us know what happens.

If my schedule weren't so completely out of control these days, I'd be making a trip to William & Mary to freep Kofi. That guy just plucks my every last nerve.

[Mudboy Slim]

"A message on official state letterhead in which Black graphically describes what happens to a fetus during an abortion!!"

"RICHMOND -- A Republican lawmaker infuriated Democrats Wednesday by sending members of the Senate pink plastic fetus dolls with a letter asking, ``Would you kill this child?'' Del. Richard Black of Loudoun County said the doll, which he described as a ``little Barbie doll baby'' in its first trimester, was intended to remind senators of the human side of abortion. It was accompanied by a message on official state letterhead in which Black graphically describes what happens to a fetus during an abortion. ``This is the size and shape of an actual first-trimester baby,'' the letter reads. ``Abortionists kill most babies at this stage of development.'' Both the Senate and House are considering several important abortion bills in the closing weeks of the session, with conservative legislators confident many will get through with veto-proof margins. The tide of conservatism in both chambers has so alarmed DemonRATS that more than a dozen lawmakers attended a news conference Wednesday where they railed against measures they say will set abortion rights in Virginia back to the days before Roe v. Wade."

Since our goofy, buck-toothed MORON of a Governor so boldly declared his "Conservatism" in last year's election, I'm sure he'll GLADLY sign whatever legislation comes his way that saves the lives of UnbornChildren...Right?!

New OldDominion FReegards...MUD

BTW...mudcat's Mudboy's Bi+c#!!

[FBD]

Great lyrics, Mud!!! You are the man. I can actually see ol' Ted singin' this one, too.:

"(Awesome RightWinger, SecondAmendmentSupportin' Guitar Jammin')"

(Cat Scratch Fever)
Well, Bill makes those Lib'rals purr...what a
powerful "man"...
Hill'ry loves her husband, "The Creep"!!
The Left knows election's blown...sad times for
DemocRATS...
They love Guv'ment, but they're just Sheep!!
Come join me...Catch the Fever! RE-Impeachment Fever!
Go vote and FReep 'gainst TREASON! Rage against
Left's "Leader"!

(lyrics courtesy Mudboy Slim, all rights reserved)

Thanks Mud, you are a man of your word. Consider your bill paid in full; I owe ya' in fact. Well, off to work.

FRegards,
FBD

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you so much for sharing! Hugs!

[FBD]

Your dad wrote that letter? Excellant letter,BTW...
"1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?"

I believe he did leave someone out.There is another reportedly another woman that sick willie may have raped, besides Juanita Broaderick. Her last name is Wellstone, I believe. (No relation to Sen. Wellfair from Minn.)

I will find a link regarding this. An Austrailian news paper dug up some stuff about it. You've probably heard about this anyway, but it happened in college (Oxford or Wellsley?) over in England. The college has buried the paperwork on it, but they did not want young Bubba back in their institution.
And that folks, is why klintoon did not finish his Rhodes scholarship; kicked out because of allegations of rape.

[Mudboy Slim]

Actually, my dad just sent a copy of it to me...after 30 years in the Navy, he's a bit less apt to rock the boat than I...LOL!! But he likes what I'm doing anyway...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MUD and Landru are the same person."

LOL...not true, my FRiend, although I will admit to never seeing Landru and MUD in the same room either...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm planning a one-woman Freep!"

I wanna EXCLUSIVE REPORT fer the Black threads...MUD

[Happygal]

I wanna EXCLUSIVE REPORT fer the Black threads...MUD

Happygal...'Live and Dangerous'! No problem! :-)

[stand watie]

!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Hope y'all like "The Allman Brothers", 'cuz that's where we're headed fer Black XV...MUD

[stand watie]

!!!!

[conservativemusician]

HELL YEAH! Allman Brothers Band!

[sultan88]

The Allman Brothers is a good choice!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I can actually see ol' Ted singin' this one"

Then please ask him to do so...it'd make a much bigger impact coming from him!!

All proceeds to go towards opening up the FReeper Archives once and fer all!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...Del. Richard Black of Loudoun County..."

It's great that Del. Black finally made it to the Black Threads!! I met him at the GOP convention in 2001 and he was the typical conservative Virginia gentleman. He is your delegate, isn't he, yankhater?

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...Landru actually got me hooked on ABB and I think we could work up something special fer EVERY song on the MilleniumCollection. KLT already got me to FReep "Whuppin' Post" and I already FReeped "Melissa" into "Bill Clinton", but I wuz focused on "Revival", "Midnite Writer", "Blue Sky" (aka "Fools FRY!!"), and "Ramblin' Man" on my roadtrip down to VaBeach yesterday...CD Players are mandatory fer roadtrips, 'specially with Rush AWOL...LOL!!

Landru, please come back fer "Black XV"!!!

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

I have a high school friend who owns a sporting goods store up in Washington state, who helps Ted with his hunting camp. I'm going to give him a call. And I'll pass along yer comments.:^)

Ted Nugent was on our statewide "Lars Larson" talk show not too long ago, and mentioned my buddy Steve, and his brother Gary, and gave their store a plug. I was impressed.

He also had some very un-flatterin' remarks to say about the klintoons. I think he called them commies, among other things. I'll find them on Lar's website at Lars Larson.com. I think he still has 'em archived.