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French Military joke thread
Posted on 02/14/2003 1:01:01 AM PST by BurbankKarl
French Army tanks have five gears: four in reverse, and one forwards - in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q. Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats?
A. To look at the old French navy.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: frogs; surrender
To: BurbankKarl
For sale: French military rifle. Never used, dropped once.
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posted on
02/14/2003 1:02:23 AM PST
by
Ichneumon
To: BurbankKarl
Q: Why does Paris have tree-lined streets?
A: Because the Germans like to march in the shade!
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posted on
02/14/2003 3:03:41 AM PST
by
gridlock
(All we are saying, Is give war a chance....)
To: BurbankKarl
( Philosophical) If the French army is mobilized but there are no enemies around to fight will they still surrender?
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posted on
02/14/2003 3:08:51 AM PST
by
weikel
(Anti democratic right of Atilla reactionary objectivist tory minarchist monarchist 4eva)
To: weikel
French Basic Infantry Training includes an intensive two week course in Origami, so the troops know how to fold the French Tricolor so only the white shows.
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posted on
02/14/2003 3:16:18 AM PST
by
gridlock
(All we are saying, Is give war a chance....)
To: BurbankKarl
These were on the Fred Barnes French joke thread...
Q:How many French military personel does it take to defend Paris?
A:No one knows because it's never been tried
Q:What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands raised in the air?
A:The French Army
....and thanks to the freepers who posted these first so I could "Joe Biden" them.....
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posted on
02/14/2003 3:18:03 AM PST
by
musicman
To: musicman
Q: Why do French army tanks have rearview mirrors?
A: So they can see the battle.
To: ml/nj
ping
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posted on
02/14/2003 4:14:02 AM PST
by
upier
(War is not a game.)
To: BushCountry
What do you call 100 French paratroopers?
Air Pollution
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posted on
02/14/2003 6:54:38 AM PST
by
Gaelic
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