Shocking New Study Shows Liberal Arts Students Favor Peace

www.derer.com ^ | 02/14/2003 | Rick Derer

[Jack Wilson]

This is worth checking out: http://www.derer.com/LiberalArts.htm

[PetroniDE]

Liberal Arts Major. Only good for saying "Would You Like Fries With That"?

[TheBigB]

Everyone favors peace. But only intelligent people know what the price of obtaining it can be.

[Lee Heggy]

"Would You Like Fries With That"

Sorry, we don't turn them out that good anymore.

It's, "You be wantin' mo fries wit dat."

[Conspiracy Guy]

10 out of 10 Mimes interviewed, failed to comment.

[CFC__VRWC]

Sorry, we don't turn them out that good anymore.

It's, "You be wantin' mo fries wit dat."

Actually, it's more like this - "DON'T YOU KNOW THOSE FRIES ARE COOKED IN ANIMAL FAT??? YOU'RE DESTROYING THE RAINFOREST AND MAKING ANIMALS SUFFER, YOU F%&KING CAPITALIST WARMONGERING PIG!!!!"

At which point our intrepid lib arts major throws ketchup on the customer.

[PetroniDE]

Just wait until you give them a $10.00 for a food order of $6.35. If you are lucky, you will get more change back that you should.

[11th_VA]

Just wanted to weigh in with one comment. My daughter goes to a fairly conservative university. I bought her books for her journalism class last semester and was 'shocked' to see Bernard Goldberg's "Bias" as one of the books.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, there are some conservative schools out there where you can get a good liberal arts education.

[Indy Pendance]

I'm shocked!

[Luna]

An interesting foot note to the study: it found that liberal arts students overwhelming prefer dictatorships over democracies. Anderthal explains that students have observed that democracies tend to have a lot of unpleasant battling between opposing viewpoints, while the dictatorships tend to be less argumentative and peaceful.

Here we have it, folks. Proof positive that liberal college students really don't have a clue about the world in which they live and are bona fide idiots. Send 'em all to the Taliban! I'm sure they'll be so happy. And dead if they dare utter a word of liberal drivel.