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Woman Puts Alligator in Her Back Seat
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| February 25, 2003
Posted on 02/25/2003 7:37:34 AM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Indy Pendance
I couldn't add a thing to this story. It speaks for itself.
To: Indy Pendance
But, but... I don't understand... The cute, little woodland creatures don't act like this in the Disney movies! They don't thrash around trying to hurt people; they sing nice songs about living together. How could this happen?!?
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:40:47 AM PST
by
Redcloak
(bortaS nIvqu' 'oH bortaS'e')
To: Indy Pendance
In most parts of Louisiana, that's not a felony, it's dinner.
To: Indy Pendance
Anything under 10 foot is a lizard
To: Jeff Chandler
I couldn't add a thing to this story. It speaks for itself.An alligator once bit my sister (since they don't have moose in Floriduh)...
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:42:59 AM PST
by
dirtboy
To: Indy Pendance
"I had a felony in the back seat, and I just didn't know what to do." There are just too many possibilities with this line....I'm probably better off not touching it.
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:43:11 AM PST
by
Focault's Pendulum
(I just bought the Maginot Line on E Bay.)
To: mhking
Please do the honors
To: The_Victor
In most parts of Louisiana, that's not a felony, it's dinner. Darn right it is! Especially the tail, deep fried. Finger lickin' good!
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:44:21 AM PST
by
Pern
(It's good to know who hates you, and it's good to be hated by the right people - Johnny Cash)
To: Indy Pendance
How the heck did she get the 'gator in the car by herself? A six-footer's got to weigh a few hundred pounds.
She had help getting it in the car, and they weren't trying to rescue it - they were gonna EAT it.
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:44:54 AM PST
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is a war room".)
To: dirtboy
... they don't have moose in Floriduh...the aligators keep them away!
To: stainlessbanner
Hold mah gator!!!
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:46:06 AM PST
by
ChuckHam
To: Indy Pendance
possession of an alligator, a felony in Florida....
All together now; "When Alligators are outlawed, only outlaws will have Alligators".
p.s. Is possession of a Camen a lesser charge?
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:47:03 AM PST
by
Spruce
To: Indy Pendance
I belive it's people like this in Florida we owe the Presidency to. Prabably tried to vote for Al Gore, but did't know where to shove the probe, or left hanging chad or did't hold her mouth right or SOMETHING!
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:48:21 AM PST
by
Blue Collar Christian
(Okie by proxy, raised by Yankees, temporarily Californian)
To: Indy Pendance
See ya later Wally Gator.....
Really though, this is the ideal new age criminal. A bit irresponsible and stupid, but well intended, conciensious, full of good will, and not violent, smoking crack, and kicking out patrol car windows. Another decade and the jails will be full of these types. Better than real criminals. Less messy and better on guard morale too.
Reminds me of the story of the guy who saw a deer hit by a truck in Michigan. The doe was killed but he saw her belly rolling around. He got out and cut her open and revived the fawn with CPR. He drove it home and called the DNR to take it.
He got six months and cannot own a gun any more.
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:49:01 AM PST
by
blackdog
("But that's what I do" A quote from my Border Collie)
To: blackdog
Really though, this is the ideal new age criminalWell, she ain't no Amos Moses!
To: Indy Pendance
Okay I'll say it.....
"This is a crock," she snapped at the judge.
To: Jeff Chandler
A Jerry Reed fan! Right on
To: Indy Pendance
There are only about 46 intelligent women left in the world.
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:53:53 AM PST
by
Consort
To: DainBramage
Upon sentencing, the woman shed crocodile tears....
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posted on
02/25/2003 7:58:26 AM PST
by
blackdog
("But that's what I do" A quote from my Border Collie)
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