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U.S. Accepts Saddam's Latest Proposal (HUMOR)
Srappleface ^ | 2-26-03 | Scott Ott

Posted on 02/26/2003 5:10:31 AM PST by LadyDoc

February 26, 2003 U.S. Accepts Saddam's Latest Proposal (2003-02-26) -- The White House and Saddam Hussein have finally found common ground on one issue of the current crisis. The breakthrough came when Mr. Hussein told CBS News reporter Dan Rather that he won't go into exile.

"We will die here," said the Iraqi president. "We will die in this country and we will maintain our honour."

The Bush administration immediately accepted the proposal.

"The president doesn't know who else Saddam's talking about when he says 'we will die here'," said White House spokesman Ari Fleischer, "But as long as that includes Saddam, we're open to the idea. Of course, there are still a lot of details to work out. But now that he has conceded one of our major demands, it's just a matter of timing and methodology, and how much of our assistance might be required."

Mr. Fleischer said Saddam would have to supply his own "honour".

"According to our data, he doesn't have any of that in stock," Mr. Fleischer added.

by Scott Ott


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cbs; danrather; humor; media

1 posted on 02/26/2003 5:10:31 AM PST by LadyDoc
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To: LadyDoc
Guffaw !!
2 posted on 02/26/2003 5:13:09 AM PST by happygrl
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To: happygrl
great
LOL
3 posted on 02/26/2003 5:14:29 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Anything from ABCNNBCBS is suspect!)
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To: LadyDoc
The Bush administration immediately accepted the proposal.

"And, we will throw in pillaging your country for free", said a spokesman.

4 posted on 02/26/2003 5:26:12 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: DainBramage
FNN stole this idea
They Showed saddam asking blather for
a debate with President Bush.
Bush saying meet you in Iraq.
saddam saying I have no WMDs,
Bush says not anymore
Cut to fireworks.
end of debate
5 posted on 02/26/2003 7:33:32 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Anything from ABCNNBCBS is suspect!)
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To: LadyDoc
Free Republic Highlights, 2/27/03
6 posted on 02/27/2003 2:50:08 PM PST by I Am Not A Mod
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To: I Am Not A Mod
thanks for the "heads up".
7 posted on 02/27/2003 4:14:21 PM PST by LadyDoc
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bump
8 posted on 02/27/2003 9:04:12 PM PST by GretchenEE (You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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