Design A "Human Shield" T-Shirt

Self | March 4, 2003 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

When I first heard about the mental cases going to Iraq as "Human Shields" I commented that there should be a "Human Shield" T-Shirt. Well, lo and behold, I just read an article that there really are "Human Shield" T-Shirts. However, these T-Shirts are just plain T-Shirts with "Human Shield" written in Arabic.

I therefore believe fancier "Human Shield" T-Shirts should be designed with lettering in English. Anybody out there have ideas as to a design for a "Human Shield" T-Shirt? Somehow I keep thinking of Homer Simpson the time he wore a "Witness Protection Program" T-Shirt. DOH!

[PJ-Comix]

Post your "Human Shield" T-Shirt designs and logos here.

[dfwgator]

"I was a human shield and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt."

[TADSLOS]

I believe there's already one floating around FR. I'm sure it will appear soon.

[Jumpmaster]

A variation of the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt? With the arrow pointing up.

[alisasny]

Or an anti gun wack putting a sign on lawn "we are gun free..."

[Jumpmaster]

"Saddam's Fan Club"

[PJ-Comix]

HUMAN SHIELD:

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A BRAIN-FREE ZONE

[unixfox]

CRUNCHY, EVEN IN MILK !

[COBOL2Java]

This one's from www.rushlimbaugh.com

[PJ-Comix]

How about a a design that has Homer Simpson wearing a T-Shirt that says "HUMAN SHIELD". In the background we see a cruise missile headed straight towards him and below we see this Homer quote: "DOH!"

[Lady Jag]

This may have potential:

[PJ-Comix]

Or Homer Simpson wearing a T-Shirt as mentioned in my Reply #10 but Homer is in the middle of a Bulls Eye while yelling: "DOH!"

[tutstar]

the words human shield printed above a large bullseye

[widgysoft]

"Saddam's Useful Idiot #5432"

With a different number for each T-Shirt.

[VRWCmember]

Not much of a designer, but I did create a catchy name for the official organization of human shields. Perhaps one of the designers could come up with a T-shirt design that incorporates this name. See below.

To be effective, a group needs a catchy name -- preferrably one that forms a good acronym. For the human shield organization, I recommend:
Strategic Human Insertion Team: Fostering Obstruction, Resistance, & Barriers, Rejecting American Interests, & National Security.

[Calvin Locke]

"Working hard for the Darwin Awards"

[Paul Atreides]

The Peace Whore: The "Toughest" Slob You'll Never Love

[mollynme]

I think that something inspired by this cartoon might do nicely.

[Renegade]

Don't forget a pair of DEPENDS disposables in the picture.

[DoughtyOne]

I've given this some thought and about all I could come up with is Saddam Hussein reaching back with his hand holding a number of small looking people across his rear end. The only thing these people will be shielding is Saddam's arse.