ARI FLEISCHER STOMPS BERET WEARING SOCK PUPPET AT BRIEFING

White House ^ | MARCH 5, 2003

[ScholarWarrior]

It wouldn't make any difference. She wouldn't believe it if she saw it with her own eyes.

These people are flipping out now that the American people have woken up to their fifty years of abuse of the government and media. They will stop at nothing to retake the Presidency and the Congress. Nothing.

[Archangelsk]

Was his name, the SpecOps guy, Keith Idema?

[snooter55]

A CURSE ON HER MUSTACHE !!
Snooter ;o)

[Henchster]

EXCELLENT title! Deserves a graphic:

Helen Thomas - a.k.a. - "The Sea Hag"

Whipping up another batch of Clinton Love potion - that she drinks herself.

[Clioman]

But if Helen went ahead and HAD a lobotomy, how would we know the difference?

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Boy you have that right - he's my hero!

[StriperSniper]

he should have told her to shut up and sit down.

I think he's saving that for when the real shooting starts.

;-)

[arasina]

I haven't thought of the sea hag in YEARS! ROFL! She DOES look just like Helen Thomas!

[NonValueAdded]

I suppose if some rag wants to credential her, then she has a right to be present at the press briefings. But does that also mean that she has to be called upon or can she simply be ignored?

[Memother]

Can't let this one pass - That "bald-headed spokesman" is head and shoulders above little Miss Helen. Go ARI

[mountaineer]

why he wants to bomb Iraqi people

Yeah, that's what he wants to do, Helen. GWB is just itching to kill Iraqis, the more innocent the better. No, he wants to kill the children, that's just the kind of guy he is.

Wait a minute, I was thinking of someone else, like a president who bombed maternity hospitals in 1999, killing scores of newborn babes and their moms without a peep from the Helen Thomases, the Babs Streisands, Janeane Garofalos, Mike Farrells ... hmmm, who am I thinking of?

[GnL]

Bush needs to get it on...NOW. If my blood continues to boil reading this crap from people like that witch "reporter" I'm going to explode. Enough already!

[ConservativeConvert]

I saw this live earlier today and it was priceless. She is truly a foul, ghoulish harpy...I would have enjoyed an extended exchange between the two of them. She was starting to lose control of herself at the end and it would have been enormously entertaining to see her eyes bulge, foam at the mouth and send spittle flying with her outrageous exclamations.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Whatever they are paying Ari isn't enough.

And whatever they pay Helen is a waste of francs.

[Howlin]

If Bush really wanted to kill "civilians," he could start on the front row in the Press Room for all I care. And Terry Moran could be collateral damage.

[Howlin]

I thought she was getting dinars.

[mountaineer]

What a waste of oxygen most of these reporters (so called) are.

[Bullish]

....Helen: Well, that's not a news conference....

And you're not a journalist, Helen.

You're and old dried up hag who should be at home learning to bake cookies. Although, I'm sure you couldn't get the hang of that.

[Ole Okie]

it would have been enormously entertaining to see her eyes bulge, foam at the mouth and send spittle flying with her outrageous exclamations.

No, that would be cruel to everyone near her.

They would have to take rabies shots.

[A Simple Soldier]

Yes