ARI FLEISCHER STOMPS BERET WEARING SOCK PUPPET AT BRIEFING

White House ^ | MARCH 5, 2003

[ItsJeff]

This wasnt near good enough, he should have told her to shut up and sit down.

And put a curse on her moustache...

[MississippiMan]

I wish he'd just stop calling on the old fossil. She's an abject embarrassment to humanity.

MM

[Howlin]

I cannot wait for the PROOF that we find in Iraq to SHUT them up.

Honestly, they get worse every single day. I can hardly listen.

[Mikey]

do you know Idema?

[2grit]

Keep Helen on TV. We couldn't ask for a better choice to project the image of the left. Maybe she'll get her own show on CNN or MSNBC. Or she could be a fill-in for Russert.

[tuna_battle_slight_return]

Hannity made a joke that the protestors who left classes today haven't even learned to read/write yet. He was correct! One student was holding a piece of signage which included several grammatical errors.

MR. FLEISCHER: They have attacked their neighbors. They have gassed their own people.

Helen: Twelve years ago.

As if WHEN Saddam gassed his own people matters! Give me a f*cking break (hope I'm not banned for saying that). I'm just really pissed that Helen places an IMPORTANCE on WHEN Saddam gassed his people. Who cares whether it was 1980, 1988, 1990, 1991, 1997, etc. When and where it occurred is irrelevant -- TOTALLY irreverent. It happened. End of story.

[rintense]

Helen Thomas is an ignorant terrorist sympathizer who needs a lobotomy

NEEDS??? Ahem. I think she's already had one.

[Bullish]

I cannot wait for the PROOF that we find in Iraq to SHUT them up.

These idiots will probably claim we planted all the evidence we find.

They'll never get over their unreasonable hatred of Bush, and conservatives in general.

[MadelineZapeezda]

I'm always flipping channels between Fox & Friends and Imus. I love Don's coworkers.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now, now - Buddy was the only Clinton administration member who wasn't a national embarassment. May his furry soul rest in peace.

[Jorge]

Ari's patience with this wretched old gas bag is amazing.

I think they keep her there just to put the ugliest face possible on Bush's critics...and I think they feel sorry for her.

[ConservativeConvert]

Helen of Troy she 'aint. She's got a face to sink a thousand ships...

[lizbet]

Hey Rintense! Dose up?

[Theophilus]

I hope you know, if Helen goes nekid for peace, it's all over. Could there be a greater terror?

[bonesmccoy]

LOL I thought you were referring to this guy:

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Since Helen Thomas wore a beret, expect to see The Slickster wearing a "special" tie in the next few days. Ewwww. Thanks for putting that image in my head. Now I have to go wash my mind out.

[DAnconia55]

I'd remove her from the White House. Why put up with that biased crap?

Bush will gain more support from those of us who want to see bold measures. Boot Helen's ass out of the WH!

[DAnconia55]

I suppose if some rag wants to credential her, then she has a right to be present at the press briefings

There are probably 50,000 journalists. Not all of them are allowed in the White House.

I'd bounce her, and everyone from CBS for the Saddam interview stunt that they pulled.

[rintense]

Oh yes it is!