[McGruff]

Listen here you som a b*tch. You wanna be next!

[commish]

Oh Yeah, Jacques, well you know where you can shove that Croissant!

[AppyPappy]

"No dammit. I'm happy with my long-distance service. Now quit calling. "

[amused]

Bush [calling Saddam]: "Hello sir, I am just calling to distract you while our military re-possesses your country"

[commish]

You are absolutely right Mr. Chirac, I have no idea where you are coming from. I am from Texas, and WE HAVE NEVER SURRENDERED!

[anniegetyourgun]

But Laura, I cleaned up after Barney last time....isn't it your turn?

Sorry, just had to lighten up from all this war talk. Or as Scarlet O'Hara would put it...."Oh, woar, woar...is that all you men can talk about?"

[areafiftyone]

I prefer this capition

[HEY4QDEMS]

Damn, I wish i was holding my pearl handled Colt right now.

[theDentist]

"Well Jiang, I'm calling about a new word. 'Embargo.' Can you say that word? 'Em-bar-go'. Right.
Now say this: 'Trade Deficit'. Do you know what those words mean? Good.
Do you understand how they relate to each other?
Very good. Now, here's how I tie the words together.
Repeat after me: 'VETO equals Embargo.' That's right....
Yes, I will.
Now, let's move on to North Korea....."

[Luna]

GWB: Thanks, God, for calling me.

God: You're welcome. I'm giving you the go ahead. My children in Iraq need to be liberated from Satan's friend, Saddam, now. You're just the man I want for the job. That's why I helped get you elected.

GWB: Thanks. I'll do my best.

God: Heck, Dubya! With Me at your side, we'll rid the world of one more evil dictator. Let's roll!!

[w_over_w]

"Watch and learn!"

[finnman69]

I like this one better

[MinuteGal]

"Next time we talk, Jacquie baby, I'll be on the RED phone!"

Leni

[Lysander]

Yeah, yeah, Dick. I know. I know. But if we let you go back on the talk show circuits you'll start upstaging me again.

[hispanarepublicana]

"How's about the U.S. just lets N. Korea fry about 3 billion of you in your own backyard?"

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Hey, Jeb. What am I doing, right now? Well, I'm limbering up my trigger finger.

[finnman69]

"Hello?"

"Is this Saddam Hussein?"
"Yes?"
"This is President Bush"
"Yes...."
"Well I am talking to an empty telephone, you get me?"
"CLICK"

[Kawolski]

"For the last time, Bill, I don't have time to go on '60 Minutes' with you!"

[Slyfox]

On March 17th we are going to send in our people to
clear every snake outta Iraq. Just like St. Paddy did.

[TADSLOS]

"Don, Tommy? Yeah, it's me, GW. Those frogs have stepped on my last nerve. It's time to trip the trigger, LET'S ROLL!

[EternalVigilance]

"War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." - Faramir