Ask Dr. Ridgley: What's the Post-War Left to Do?

CNSNews.com ^ | March 14, 2003 | Stanley K. Ridgley, Ph.D.

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Dear Dr. Ridgley:

Many of us newspaper columnists in the anti-war Left are worried about the upcoming war with Iraq and what its aftermath means for us professionally. It's apparent that nothing we anti-war columnists can do will stop the U.S. from its aggression against Iraq. War is inevitable. We're looking ahead, and many of us don't like what we see.

American troops are likely to be met in Baghdad by cheering thousands, similar to the welcome given allied troops in the liberation of Paris from the Nazis and their Vichy collaborators (no irony there, eh?).

Saddam Hussein's heinous crimes against humanity will be exposed when his torture chambers are opened to the media and thousands of prisoners released. Huge stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons will be captured and unearthed from their underground bunkers in Tikrit, Baghdad, and other cities.

Captured records will likely expose France and Germany as collaborators with Iraq in its chemical and nuclear weapons program. This will be a disaster for the Left of momentous proportions not seen since the fall of the Soviet Union. All of this presents us columnists on the anti-war Left with what could be an insurmountable problem.

What do we write about after this war demonstrates that Iraq is everything that the George Bush administration said it was? Must we eat crow for this obscene administration?

Worried in Washington, D.C.

Dear Worried:

I've received many letters from Leftist pundits on this topic: What do we write when we're proven wrong on Iraq? What can we possibly say in the aftermath of a great American victory? Should we join in the victory celebration or instead indulge in a sullen teeth-gnashing silence for at least a couple of days? Good questions, all.

Of one thing we can be certain-there will be a post-war, post-Saddam Iraq, and this situation will be on us within a month. Much of what this misbegotten administration has claimed will likely be proved true. How will the anti-war Left handle it?

Fortunately, there's no need for hand-wringing. We have a pool of experience developed over decades of being wrong on the facts but correct theoretically and morally.

Herewith is a primer for anti-war pundits and talking heads to help you navigate the treacherous shoals of a world without Saddam, without a bothersome U.N., without a France that anyone listens to, and with America triumphant.

Many old hands on the Left already know most of these chestnuts, but I'll review them for the benefit of journalists who came of age since the last imperialist gulf war in 1991 and are still feeling their way in the practice of liberation journalism. I'll also recommend who can best utilize the various techniques.

No mea culpa : The first thing you must realize is that we on the left never, ever admit we're wrong. Let this be your touchstone, so you can throw away all those "just in case" mea culpa columns you ginned-up in the event things went excessively bad for the Saddam team. Recommended: Everyone.

Blame Amerika for something (it's never out of fashion for you baby-boomers to spell America with a 'k.'). Don't get caught up in trying to explain yourself or why you defended a brutal dictator and his torture chambers and his chemical weapons and all of that. Instead, attack .

Do this obliquely. Don't write about what the facts show. Remember that reality is what you make of it, so speak vaguely. Use generalities. Mention the "Pentagon death machine." Talk about "killing fields." Work into your column "butchery," "slaughter" and "madmen."

Emphasize unintended civilian deaths while ignoring the atrocities committed by Saddam against his own people. Call this the first sad victory of the "new colonialism." Use words and phrases like "imperialism," "hegemony," and "the world's policeman." Recommended: Katha Pollitt. Foreigners such as Regis Debray will also find this useful.

Suggest that it's sinister. Intone ominously about "big oil interests" without ever really saying what you mean. Say that you're "disappointed in" and "deeply saddened by" displays of "patriotism bordering on jingoism." This war heralds a new "dark time." Mention a "conspiracy of shadowy economic interests."

You can even dust off "quagmire," although this one's wearing thin. I know that this is a favorite among anti-war types over 45, but use it sparingly. Recommended: Mary McGrory and Richard Cohen can get mileage here. Anthony Lewis and Helen Thomas, too.

Belittle/minimize the achievement. This is sneer-and-curled-lip territory. "What's to cheer about? This was only the Iraqi military, after all-a third-rate power. Hurrah." "The real question is why it took so long for the American steamroller to crush a fourth-rate power." "This was only the Iraqi military, a fifth-rate power; the real test will be [fill in the blank appropriately]." Recommended: Eric Alterman, Paul Begala.

The "New Crusades" motif. Note that Christians have a long history of tyrannizing the Middle East, and that this so-called victory is no different. Use terms like "Christian arrogance." Warn of the "dangers of religious fundamentalism of any sort." Mention "21st Century Crusaders." If you're feeling playful, refer to "our own Christian Taliban." Recommended: All anti-religious pundits.

Multicultural argument. This is related to the Christian - Muslim divide, and is used on campuses all the time. It's sophomoric and shopworn but you can whip this old dog to his feet a couple of times to help you weather the initial weeks after Iraq collapses.

Remember that "the imposition of western values on another civilization far older than our own is simply wrong." This one is strengthened considerably if you can work in "racism" and talk sweepingly of "wars against people of color." Recommended: Any Left-wing "pundit of color" or pundit with an exotic-sounding name can use this to good effect. Womyn can use this, but white males stay away.

Change the subject. This tactic is always worth a column or two. Instead of talking about the obvious topic-the victoriously concluded war-mention the ongoing "plight of the Palestinians" and wonder aloud if the U.S. will mount a similar operation to "liberate" the Palestinians from Israeli "occupation."

Likewise, wonder if the U.S. is ready to tackle the "much tougher task" of taking on North Korea. Venture afield and resurface the "evils" of "globalization" or of environmental doom. There's a lot of material here-remember global warming and the Kyoto Treaty?

Trot out a golden oldie: the "vanishing rain forest." Refer to this administration's "neglect of the domestic agenda." As a nice touch, revisit and describe in detail the many peace demonstrations; mention the "gorgeous mosaic" and the "joy of seeing millions marching for what's right." Recommended: Maureen Dowd, Eric Alterman, and Seymour Hersh.

Attack the "style" of the victors. Hector against "misplaced gloating" by those who favored military action from the start. Use terms like "bloodlust," "bullying," "zeal," "messianic," "evangelical," "missionary," "manifest destiny."

Strongly imply that there was something "unclean" about this war against a "tin-pot dictator." Mention your "deep sadness" at the images of dead and dismembered Iraqi soldiers who, after all, "were only defending their homeland." Express "fear for the future of our nation." Recommended: Maureen Dowd again, and Helen Thomas, especially.

Congratulate yourself and don't apologize. This should be a centerpiece column for you and should contain the words "peace" and "children" at least three times. Useful phrases: "It's never wrong to stand for peace." "How many Iraqi children would be alive today if peace had prevailed?" "Victory celebration? No, I'd rather pray for the children instead." (This last one has religious overtones, so use it sparingly and only if you feel comfortable)

Focus on what you, yourself, "feel." Work yourself and your emotions into the piece and talk about your reactions to the war. Talk of your own "shame." Couple with snide references to amorphous business interests: "Well, it looks like Bush and his cronies in the oil business are happy now."

Claim that you knew this would be the outcome all along and credit everyone but the administration with any positives-talk about "Chirac's bold stand against American megalomania," "The Clinton Administration's patience and restraint," "Hans Blix's crucial role in bringing Iraq to heel in spite of American bellicosity." Recommended: Eric Alterman, Robert Scheer, and Jonathan Schell are masters at this technique, but every pundit on the anti-war Left should develop at least a serviceable expertise with it. Call it "moral belligerence"

The Moral Lament. This workhorse is a favorite and trumps most anything. It's especially valuable because it can't be overused. Having remained silent on Saddam's crimes against humanity, you may think you're restricted from post-war moralizing, but you're limited in no such way.

Remember that piety and self-congratulation on our morally superior stances infuriate the right-wingers, especially when they incorporate some element of perceived hypocrisy. If you're looking for examples of how to use this technique with smug skill, see Katha Pollitt over at The Nation . It's her specialty.

The great thing about this technique is that you don't have to know the facts about any particular issue. You can always be right no matter the specifics. In fact, you can write this column now , without knowing anything .

Talk of how there are "no winners in war." Lament the many civilian casualties, and ignore celebrations by the Iraqi people that suggest they welcome Saddam's ouster. Talk vaguely about the "human cost" of this "immoral war." Lament the "loss of innocent life." Lament the crippling of the U.N., which heralds a new age of "unilateral aggression" by a "rogue America."

Ignore the broad international coalition that ousted Saddam; instead, focus on the "Coalition of the Moral" that opposed war, which includes France, Germany, Syria, Russia, Libya, Iran, and Cuba.

Immediately criticize any post-Saddam regime mercilessly. Describe it as "inauthentic." Hold it to an impossible moral standard, even as you now hold the Saddam regime to no moral standard at all. These things are, after all, relative and situational, and we're concerned with larger issues, not consistency.

Remember how we belittled the liberation of Grenada as the bullying of a postage-stamp-sized island? That technique is appropriate here and should get you through the initial onslaught of smug right-wingers whining "I told you so."

Feel free to nit-pick the military victory and belittle it. Sharp-shoot the military occupation government as not being "democratic" enough. Focus on the "inhumane" treatment of prisoners of war, and insist that their "rights be respected" as they were "only defending their homeland" against a "foreign invader."

Preempt calls for war crimes trials for Saddam's henchmen by suggesting that the U.S. ought to put its own generals and politicians on trial for waging a "brutal war of aggression." Mention Kissinger and Pinochet.Recommended: All anti-war Left pundits.

As you write your pieces (and I suggest you begin now), ignore or dismiss the larger positive ramifications of one of the most important civilizing actions of our age-the liberation of Iraq and the attendant coming transformation of the Middle East.

Instead, combine several of the forgoing techniques in this fashion: "All this gloating and these so-called 'victory' celebrations are equivalent to dancing on the graves of Iraqi children, killed in the Christian onslaught on this devoutly Muslim nation."

Or try this: "This so-called religious man unleashed a brutal killing machine on a country that attacked no one, threatened no one, and was working within the framework of civilized nations to achieve a peaceful resolution to an international dispute. Who is the dictator and who is the diplomat? Who is civilized and who is not?"

Or this: "I have no stomach for victory celebrations that praise the killing of women and children, that honor the Pentagon's death machine for slaughtering draftees defending their homeland, and that serve none but the big oil interests."

When Iraq goes down and this cause has been closed out, I know you'll be disheartened and tempted to put away the cheap poster paint, to closet the signs, to shelve the Peter, Paul, and Mary songbook, to slide the bongos under the bed, and to sigh about what might been; the destruction of Israel, Saddam's hegemony in the Middle East, greatly diminished American power and influence, and weekly terrorist attacks in the U.S. But remember that creativity and boldness can carry the day in those first precious weeks after Iraq falls.

A flurry of columns sporting the above techniques will see you through another civilizational loss, just as they did after Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War.

Always remember that the only real alternative is to congratulate the Bush administration for being right all along.

And that's just not an option.

Stanley K. Ridgley is president of the Russian-American Institute, Inc. and a former military intelligence officer.

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[Landru]

Thanks for alerting me to this excellent piece.
Had this *an* "edge" to it, it could've been written by the great "Firehat," Norm Liebmann.

In any event this man has figured out -- & defined -- the modus operandi of the Liberal-Socialists in a grand fashion the likes I've rarely seen.
That'd goe doubly for the Liberal-Socialist mediots plaguing this nation's information highways, too.

Now if you'll excuse me.

...I've some serious pinging to do. :^)

[Landru]

Now ordinarily I won't bother you with anything unless it's exceptional.
Well then having said that, here ya go kid.
Some red meat to *feast* your eyes on.

In fact, know what I'm thinking about this piece?

...it's what bookmarks were made for.

[Landru]

Does this synopsize the miscreants & their wicked *ways* to a 'T', or what?

...love to hear your thoughts on this, Barb.

[Liberal Classic]

American troops are likely to be met in Baghdad by cheering thousands, similar to the welcome given allied troops in the liberation of Paris from the Nazis and their Vichy collaborators (no irony there, eh?).

What a sourpuss.

[Billthedrill]

You can also start claiming that Iraq fell all by itself, with help from Saddam, the Pope, and an enlightened French foreign policy. It was merely a casualty of historical inevitability that Bush and the U.S. military had nothing to do with.

It's a line Jim Creskey was trying to sell yesterday concerning the Soviet Union. Dust it off and re-use it.

[Landru]

H1??
I'm thinking an aspiring conservative Irish journalist could *profit* greatly by reading a piece done as well as this one.
It's nothing short of supurb.
So you go girl, fill that noggin up to its brim!! {g}

Since Liberal-Socialists are the same anywhere one goes?
I'm thinking these masterfully stated points are worthy of committing to memory for anyone working in (or involved with) "the business" of political journalism.

...& I was thinking -- specifically -- about someone just like *you*. ;^)

[Landru]

Hey fellas, take a few minutes outa your precious day to read this guy's writing.
You won't regret it for an instant.

The man articulates (so beautifully) what most of us have -- for years -- sensed was "the way" the insideous Liberal-Socialists were "doing business."

Just think of it as an opportunity to for verification.
I have. {g}

...'cuz that's precisely what it is.

[FBD]

Excellant...Skewers the LEFT, like the Puffed up marshmellows that they are!

I'm printing it out, and sending it to my ex brother-in-law. He's still married to my sister, but I'm divorcing him anyway!

Grampa Dave - Ping. You'll like this, FRiend!

FRegards

[Grampa Dave]

If we find blood money trails from Saddam and his thug/killers to the left wing mediots paying them to lie for Soddamned, they might want to run to Canada or Mexico.

That way they can escape the tar and feathers and maybe a few lynchings for the really bad characters.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...my ex brother-in-law. He's still married to my sister, but I'm divorcing him anyway!"

LOL...reckon the bumper sticker idea didn't change his pro-Tyranny political views...MUD

[FBD]

LOL...reckon the bumper sticker idea didn't change his pro-Tyranny political views...MUD

Nope, I just couldn't CONTROL him...;^D

[Happygal]

This article is absolutely outstanding.

I've often read a liberal columnists on a variety of issues, and thought to myself..'Do this lot have a template and just change the names to suit the occasion'.

It appears that they do. :-)

Thanks so much for the ping Landru! :-)

[scholar]

Does this synopsize the miscreants & their wicked *ways* to a 'T', or what?

Thanks for the Ping. That is the greatest analysis of the leftist propaganda I have ever read! I think that most of us here have always recognized this MO, but we could not have expressed it nearly so well.

[Political Junkie Too]

Here's the first that I've seen so far:

Paul Krugman: Victory won't end distrust of Bush

Excerpt:

Of course America will win on the battlefield, probably with ease. I'm not a military expert, but I can do the numbers: The most recent U.S. military budget was $400 billion, while Iraq spent only $1.4 billion.

What frightens me is the aftermath - and I'm not just talking about the problems of postwar occupation. I'm worried about what will happen beyond Iraq - in the world at large, and in the United States.

The members of the Bush team don't seem bothered by the enormous ill will they have generated in the rest of the world. They seem to believe that other countries will change their minds once they see cheering Iraqis welcome American troops, or that U.S. bombs will shock and awe the whole world (not just the Iraqis), or that what the world thinks doesn't matter.

They're wrong on all counts.

-PJ

[Mudboy Slim]

"A flurry of columns sporting the above techniques will see you through another civilizational loss, just as they did after Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War."

Zackley!! The DemonRAT Left STILL--to this day--believes the WRONG side won the Cold War!! That's what this is all about, folks, the AmericanLeft believes there should be a RulingClass of EffeteElitePoliticos/Journalists/Hollyweirdos/TYRANT THUGS who should be FRee to KILL the rest of US without penalty!! The KorruptKlintonKlan still believes William Jefferson Blythe Clinton was FULLY JUSTIFIED in Ordering the Senseless SLAUGHTER of 78 Innocent Christians--including two dozen children--at Waco, Texas!!! Heck, they were JesusFReaks...let 'em FRY!!! That's the DemonRAT PRO-Death Theology in a nutshell, IMHO!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...less than 24 hours 'til Soddom'sINsane becomes a fine, moist, pink mist!!

[Fraulein]

Bookmarked

[Mudboy Slim]

"RichmondTowne!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")

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George Dubyuh's Right to Force Soddom Down!!
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Mudboy lives in RichmondTowne...
Soccer games and Brownie Scouts!!
Party with folks red and brown...
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All becuz Slick Committed Treason!!
What do you think about that, my FRiends?!!

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WE WHUP RATS 'Cuz We Think They're Dumb!!
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Ev'rybody's got their chests bowed out!!
Ol' MUD do write some Righteous sounds...
Ain't a-goin' stop 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!

Welcome to Richmond, y'all...MUD

[sultan88]

Wow! After reading the piece I see why you were so moved by it. The author gets off a pre-emptive strike - tells us what we will be reading in the socialist media in a few days. I love it! Will bookmark, also.

[sultan88]

Thanks for posting!!

[Landru]

Geezzzz, I totally forgot to ping a couple of the forum's most esteemed citizens to this piece.

More insights in this than anything to come down the pike in a very long time.

...this man really nails the *global* Liberal-Socialists, folks.